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00:22:05
Trey Parker, Matt Stone, Isaac Hayes
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Where be your gibe now, your gambols, your songs...
Where be your gibes now, your gambol, your songs...
Uh, that's cool. We're gonna leave you two lovebird alone.
What are they, religious kook?
Shut up, turd! We're watching "Friends"!
He's a pecker face. That's what he is.
Somebody needs to wipe that fucking smirk off his face.
Looks like I don't have a class full of retard anymore,
I hear you're a geologist. That is so amazing.
Watch. You take this quill and paper and write down what I say.
You just weasel people into your way of thinking
and has been on two national commercials for toothpaste.
All right, you rascal. Gather 'round.
♪ Humble folks without temptation ♪
"Who the heck do these people think they are?"
I understand if there's initiation rites.
Now how about we do some Scripture readings...
♪ Joseph Smith was called a prophet ♪
Uh-oh! The jilt lover returns.
♪ People spout, "Howdy, neighbor!" ♪
I carve a picture of John Elway into the leather on the front.
Well, they were the most amazing things I had ever gaze upon.
Yeah. I guess maybe I deserve it.
I dug around all morning where the angel had told me to look.
Hey, kids, why don't you grab your instruments
and then he translate what was written on the plates
I said shut up, turd!
You were suppose to kick his ass, not lick his butthole.
You kick Mr. Harrison's ass?
I bet he'll have no problem.
The one that prove he was for real.
But school taught me
Stan, I remember you said last night you'd lost your wallet,
We forget not everyone wants to hear about it.
What happen?
Yeah. I guess maybe I deserve it.
we can try to be friends someday.
I just hope that maybe afterwards,
but written a little differently.
I need to have them somewhere dark
Eventually my people were all killed
that make absolutely no sense.
I-I'm really, truly sorry, Mr. Marsh.
And that's exactly how it happened.
Uh, that's cool. We're gonna leave you two lovebirds alone.
It's so nice to finally meet you!
Well, Stan, God and Jesus don't actually speak to people.
That sounds kind of...
You want to come along?
and we just do stuff together and eat and drink?
or else they never stop.
Yes. Long ago, all Native Americans were white.
Doesn't your family ever do that?
I sure am. The... The name's Gary.
with wacko religious crap, he's wrong!
♪ Dum dum dum-dum-dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum ♪
and luscious goodies.
that you just blindside dumb people like my dad!
I'm really excited to live in this town
and you should see how loving and together their family is.
It's really tough being in a totally new place,
My brother is a stupid turd.
♪ Smith got mad and told Martin he needed to go pray ♪
Are you blind?
so I can read the spiritual light.
or a Catholic or what,
There is an ancient book buried near here,
the most amazing Rice Krispie squares.
Hey, gang, let's wrap some more of them up in plastic wrap
What are they, religious kooks?
Gary is actually really smart and talented.
Well, you remember Martin Harris, the rich man