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00:22:06
Trey Parker, Matt Stone, Isaac Hayes
200
Freakin' frijol!
♪ P's and Q's are important to avoid a squabble ♪
♪ Buster ♪ ♪ But fightin' is for chump ♪
Payback time, motherfucker!
Yeah, or, uh, death to the infidel?
Here! Here two order of kung pao chicken and small ice tea!
Say, fella! Thanks a lot for going to my c-comedy show!
Oh, I'm a dork, huh?
Word on the street is it was a retaliation hit by the Bloods.
Well, well, Gene Hackman, my old nemesis from the movies.
Beep, beep, beep. Move it, Kenny! Beep.
Yeah. We ain't playing, sucker!
And so without further ado,
A'ight, you want to thug with the Five Point Crips?
that taking cells from a fetus is unethical.
that all the crippled people in that club are negro?
♪ Humble folks without temptation ♪
I am a strong supporter of stem-cell research.
All that hard work just to be outshine
♪ People spout, "Howdy, neighbor!" ♪
Yo, don't be diss my niggas, dog.
But why is everyone ditch my comedy show to see him?!
And I've assemble this group for one purpose...
"Hey, that guy stole my shoes."
You're cure, Chris.
struggle against all odds,
The Crips hang out in that old warehouse down there,
And we're worried that you might be involve in a gang.
Any word on who shot up me and Timmy's houses, officers?
I bet if we could just get them together.
Well, it just prove that the public
They just smoke 13 Bloods in one night.
Hello, police? I've just been rob by two gang members!
always being push around by others!
They lock the doors so nobody can leave,
I guess we could at least give having fun together a try.
All we do is rent out the rec center overnight.
And now we're going to put you somewhere
Uh, Tom, apparently Gene Hackman,
There was a group for truly crippled people like ourselves,
You should leave nature alone.
I'm saying that sometimes you need
I mean, come on. I'm finally a part of something, very much.
have given Christopher Reeve almost superhuman strength.
which I can't talk about because it's super secret,
Actually, it was a regular lemonade.
Lots of s-surprises and t-treats inside.
I don't know, Timmy. Just play along.
or to become a Crip later by accident?
All right. Keep it real, though, dog.
I put together a comedy show, and I was crippled from birth!
Tom, several years ago, actor Christopher Reeve
than I ever thought possible!
Well, sure.
by C-Christopher Reeve the supe butthole!
through the vengeful and angry hand of God
The once immobile Mr. Reeve says his new organization
have given Christopher Reeve almost superhuman strength.
But the resilient actor fought back,
here's the most courageous, most amazing man on the planet,
If that isn't ironic, Tom, I don't know what is.
you can just pass the blunt to the nigga on your left.
You know, smart-mouth... Your rival gang.
What an inspirational story, Tom.
- Oh, what a fighter. - That brave, brave man.
get rid of Hack Man!
My guest tonight is the brilliant star
of this elite group of supervillains
Feeling weak again.
Hey, little Roller, try some of this chronic shit.
- You stupid mofos are dead! - Make the first shot, punk!
Oh, it's okay. We're Crips ourselves.