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00:22:06
Trey Parker, Matt Stone, Isaac Hayes
105
Just wait till we get you home, you little fibber!
Freakin' weirdo, man.
What fib have you been telling this policeman, Butters?
Perhaps more than one perpetrator?
Because I'm such a charming fella?
I don't think anybody deserves that kind of brutality.
A reindeer?
No, the only Mexican guy I recall bought toaster tart and chips.
and we asked her for her autograph,
There are several footprint in the snow...
No, the only Mexican guy I recall bought toaster tarts and chips.
Did she spank your thigh with cold cuts
We have had it, mister!
the goth chick from "The Breakfast Club,"
♪ Humble folks without temptation ♪
Well, you don't, because you're an uncaring asshole, Cartman.
and stick umbrella up your ass?
and hear the scream of her daughters.
but on the way, we were accost by five Scientologists
and another family is victimize!
Yeah, we interrogate the suspect for over 40 hours,
♪ People spout, "Howdy, neighbor!" ♪
Josh insist he be able
which were administer at the Scientology center in Denver
He almost spill the beans in the counselor's office.
Tell me. The toilet paper... Was it quilt?
How dare she talk to us like that?
I don't think anybody deserve that kind of brutality.
This was suppose to be my story,
No, the only Mexican guy I recall bought toaster tarts and chips.
and then he shot me up with sodium pentothal.
I realize now that even though you might not get caught
Yes, I recognize the floral pattern now.
and he finally crack.
Well, I understand the people who did it weren't caught,
He's losing it. He's gonna crack.
Luckily for us, one of you had enough of a conscience
we accidentally boarded the wrong bus home
You know damn well you didn't toilet-paper that house.
Hello, Kyle. Going somewhere?
but unfortunately I could only afford a Wiffle bat,
I certainly can. I'm your teacher.
Perhaps more than one perpetrator?
I guess I learned today that sometimes you...
I will fucking kill you.
and finally got a ride home with a man
to come forward.
Ooh. Policeman Brown. Never quite made officer.
thus transforming her entire occupation.
He almost spilled the beans in the counselor's office.
Uh, Policeman Brown, will you take Josh outside, please?
- but we actually don't need... - Hold it!
Well, art's just kind of... for gaywads.
Oh, wait, wait. There's kids inside.
Well, you don't, because you're an uncaring asshole, Cartman.
No. Last Thursday night was fajitas night.
You can imagine how bothersome that becomes.
I think tonight we need to do something drastic.
Don't you guys think this is a little suspicious?
Was your mother abusive?
whoo, smokies, is she gonna be sore.
Due to the harsh nature of my crimes,
Nice, relaxing night at home, huh?
except for Eric, who gets one week for being brave.
might be harmful to my freedom, Officer.
Because I'm such a charming fella?
So calm.
- Cartman, what are you doing? - I'm getting rid of our problem.
Yes, I recognize the floral pattern now.
Josh, you have to go back to juvenile hall.
Now, you kids be careful with this chewing gum.
and we all know who the weak link is.