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00:22:06
Trey Parker, Matt Stone, Isaac Hayes
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- I got to go tinkle. - ♪ Sov, sov, sov ♪
Trapezes, trampolines, and lots and lots of cheese.
Would you like a mustache?
Oh, dude, it smells like kung pao chicken in here.
that we had an invader!
Never try to barter with a Chinese man.
Trapezes, trampoline, and lots and lots of cheese.
Would you send him to America with those war-hungry scum?
Ho ho! Very good! Let us make haste!
and pray to whatever deity you believe in.
The Sprinkle Time Make Your Own Marshmallow Factory.
♪ And the other Canada is a bullshit Canada ♪
♪ Humble folks without temptation ♪
with the karate-chop action.
You fucking asshole!
Their Canadian blood pumps through his vein.
♪ Ding, dong, they caught Saddam ♪
What kind of prime minister bases his decisions on hatred
The whole country was devastate by the Cola Wars.
♪ People spout, "Howdy, neighbor!" ♪
We greet thee with pleasure.
I swear to God, you'll rue this day!
Well, I warn you, Kyle.
It remind me of death and fear.
has recently had their child torn away from them.
Then it's settle.
Oh, dude, it smell like kung pao chicken in here.
Get off before I have you arrest.
He sure has screw up things for Newfoundland.
we can't forget those families who are suffer.
As we celebrate this glorious time,
He belong in Canada with his own kind.
has issued a decree that all adopt Canadians
I thought Mounties were suppose to ride horses.
Well, you bet your ass it'll come to that!
You... You remember all the things we taught you.
to the Broflovskis in hopes that they may someday
And besides, the new Canadian prime minister
♪ His brother's here somewhere ♪
I'm definitely asking for that for Christmas.
and nothing will ever tear us apart.
All of my new laws will stay in effect forever!
Oh, my! This certainly is a desolate place.
We have exactly 52 hours before Christmas.
But I can't do it alone.
Perhaps I will go with you.
Oh, boy! Some business! Finally!
What if this Christmas, instead of buying presents,
that we hold quite dear.
has recently had their child torn away from them.
Well, come on. Let's hurry! It's almost Christmas!
The prime minister is inside.
If we go as soon as possible...
but I guess our best wasn't good enough, eh?
Oh, my! This certainly is a desolate place.
♪ It's paved and wide and up to code ♪
Who damaged our beloved Canadian land?
We can't go to Canada, dumb-ass! It's Christmas!
Everyone's gonna be charitable and give money to your family
Just stay calm, boys.
How about we get rid of all the Mexicans?
Our little family is so loving and perfect,
French Canadians are a little odd.
It was a tough time for us.
You're not gonna die, Kenny! Don't be stupid!
Oh, thank heavens! It's okay.
I am Rick, the proud Canadian Mountie.
that we hold quite dear.
Life just hasn't been the same since he made sodomy illegal.
for being Jewish at Christmastime.
are null and void.
are null and void.