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00:22:06
Trey Parker, Matt Stone, Isaac Hayes
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it's his rugged, manly grossness that I'm attracted to.
Oh, my God. You've got splotch on your neck.
My Randy irons his clothes and even has pedicure!
- Mrph-mrph! - Come on, fella!
What a dork!
That looks great. Now, how about some moisturizer?
Yeah. Don't be such a fag, dude.
It's super fabulous. Would you like some shiraz?
Sometimes boys take cultural fad too far.
I used to feel like an outsider,
Hey, ese, you want to come play catch with us?
and it detoxifies the scalp.
and the coat and pants we'll bleach with an acid wash
our kind have lived beneath the earth's crust,
And they're spreading rumor that we're not metrosexuals
You're straight like a freeway.
- Help! - You bastard.
♪ Humble folks without temptation ♪
Ever since gay culture became cool, our boys bathe every night
♪ People spout, "Howdy, neighbor!" ♪
My Steven shave his chest and his balls!
I see that I've spill the Coke I was drinking
Chef, what did you do when white people stole your culture?
it's his rugged, manly grossness that I'm attract to.
because we hang out with Kyle.
- You better shut up, Craig. - Everyone knows it's true.
You're suppose to be my best friends, and you just...
Those pants and those shoes say you pound butt!
but you appreciate the gay culture.
So I fall asleep in front of the TV, and when I wake up,
You treat me like nothing.
We spend our whole lives trying not to be one of you!
You guys are not gonna believe what happen to me last night.
Yeah. Everyone already knows I dress better than Randy.
I got beat up at school... for being different.
But... But this is the jacket I always wear.
a-a culture that is uniquely ours.
So I fall asleep in front of the TV, and when I wake up,
My goodness, there certainly are a lot of gay shows
I know exactly what to do!
Aah! Just leave me alone!
Sometimes boys take cultural fads too far.
I think it's great that gays are finally being so accepted.
instead of "I'm here."
Especially in those pants.
It's super fabulous. Would you like some shiraz?
I hope something happens soon to put an end to this whole fad.
Eric, you're not half bi!
Not as gay as us, though.
Sometimes boys take cultural fads too far.
We can both kill them together.
- I thought of it yesterday! - I thought of it two days ago!
Oh, my gosh. Are you serious? That was the cutest top ever!
You sure you don't want to press charges?
as your pitiful race becomes helpless!
This playground is for metrosexuals, macho man.
Hey, butch boy. Nice football you got there.
as your pitiful race becomes helpless!
They cannot see or hear us, foolish man.
We're here! We're not queer!
and is in touch with his feminine side
it's his rugged, manly grossness that I'm attracted to.
Our husbands are all so clean and neat.
It's just awful, Chef.
It's super fabulous. Would you like some shiraz?
Oh, yeah? We're super-duper triple-dog gay!
Crab people are too small and weak to take over man by force,
What?! That's stupid. We wouldn't have to kill Kyle.
It's okay, Mr. Garrison.
Yeah, Mom. We're proud of who we are.
We have got to get you some tight-fitting shirts!
♪ And my world never looked so bright, yeah ♪