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00:22:06
Trey Parker, Matt Stone, Isaac Hayes
60
But you guys are such better studier than me.
Oh, and by the way, children, there's a walkout
♪ With gaslight corners, cobblestone streets ♪
No, turd pants, it's Kyle!
Rabble! Rabble! Rabble! Rabble! Rabble! Rabble!
Now make haste!
You know, if I have a flashback,
I know you're in a very dark place now, sweetie,
Oi, there, young lad! Are you all right?
Well, that's just jingle,
it should be founded on peace and diplomacy!
Hey, all you un-American bastard!
♪ Humble folks without temptation ♪
Get out of my flashback, you goddamn Jew.
and calling the president a Nazi,
a bunch of twangy-country-music, pro-war propaganda.
Look, my son is a patriot and loves his country!
♪ People spouting, "Howdy, neighbor!" ♪
Okay, people. What are we rabbling about now?
♪ People spout, "Howdy, neighbor!" ♪
I guess we owe you an apology.
Cartman, you are hereby declare a full-fledged retard.
"...we mutually pledge to each other our lives,
because I'm assign all you little flag burners
Some favor going to war with England,
- You're suppose to be studying! - That's what I'm doing.
as long as we agree that America kick ass.
The crowd still appears to be split right down the middle...
That's why the founding fathers decide we should have both.
Aw, now we lost two in our study group!
Then Kyle forgot to set his clock ahead
I'm about to find out all about what happen
I guess we're just gonna have to do it with the three of us.
There. All finish.
Excuse me, but does this declaration actually suggest
will be drop into the water,
"...we mutually pledge to each other our lives,
will nicely and maturely move the day of its rally,
Cartman, you are hereby declared a full-fledged retard.
then the country will be forever blameless.
That a truly great country can go to war
Perhaps this document will make the reasons for war
instead of just the president.
So if you're against the war, run along outside.
Actually, we hadn't really come to a...
♪ And when you put us together ♪
or else Mr. Garrison's going to punish me.
Say, guys, 1776 was so long ago.
the world has ever seen, and they knew one thing...
It sure has been great bringing you 100 episodes.
has always been set for this Saturday.
Hey, everybody, this is never gonna work.
and... and Cartman got out of helping us again!
This is way too much material for a 9-year-old.
in a ritualistic fashion I've never seen before.
and that's the unpatriotic side.
You kids don't know squat about America, do you?!
because they make the country look like it's made of sane,
All this dividin' up the town... It's just ridiculous.
That isn't gonna work, dumb-ass!
How about we call this the rational side of town
caring individuals.
our fortunes, and our sacred honor.
we cannot be a country that appears war-hungry and violent
for an incredible 87 hours.
are pretty pleased with yourselves...
that appears weak and unwilling to fight
obvious to all.
♪ And it's all alive for me ♪
Or a really sweet one.
This country was founded by some of the smart thinkers
was made up of nothing but soft, pussy protesters,