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00:22:06
Trey Parker, Matt Stone, Isaac Hayes
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One more slipup like that, and I'll have your badges.
Kenny, you got the F.A.G. on that perp in Washington?
Go back to playing car mechanics or laundromat owners?
And for all your terrific sleuth-solving,
Fellas! Hey, fella! I got it!
Yes, retard, semen comes from your wiener.
he would use a shovel to remove your head...
But be sure to tip your waitress.
O'Donnell, get me smear of all the places the doll used to be.
We're going to need semen samples
and I'll have you working graveyard shift behind a desk.
The torso, he would dump into the lake.
had a profound effect on feminism in America... Uh, boys?
I want chopper on the roof ready to go.
There's a meth lab down at 567 Mala Vista.
♪ Humble folks without temptation ♪
They have Sarah Peterson's doll, you stupid Jew!
Right, so it's possible the thief sat out in that tree.
♪ People spout, "Howdy, neighbor!" ♪
Come on. We all skim a little off the top.
Hey, you owe us a dollar, lady!
And we deserve more than the $30,000 a year we get paid.
There's a little doll about to have her head twist off!
But its sweet smell attract the attention of somebody.
Oh, and, deputies, you screw this up,
Your laundry is all done and fold.
You're suppose to pull and master-ber-nate your wiener
you need solve for a dollar.
Yeah. I was up there pound my wiener for two days straight.
where you pull on your wiener until white stuff comes out.
That's right. We split it all, 50-50!
Maybe you decide you needed to tell him about our...
But the window isn't lock.
The operators are probably arm to the hilt
I lost my dolly.
Or have you forgotten why you joined the force?
Would it trouble you terribly not to sleep in my class?!
I'm hereby making you all Junior Detectives.
The operators apparently run their business
possibly while cutting the palms of his hand with a large knife.
Certainly.
And I think I know exactly where to start.
Come on, you guys. Leave 'em alone.
sometimes partnerships need to end.
And then, finally, he'd be able to eat that pie.
Uh, sir, we just got kind of blindsided by the...
I see two guys inside.
All right, all right. You... You boys run along now!
It's hard enough I got to work the beat.
And later, when I went to get it, it was gone.
I think we can piece this case together now.
Yes... two days ago, I put a fresh-baked cherry pie
Why does she always stop me from doing what I want to do?"
Well, pull hard!
Well, well, well. If it isn't the supe cops.
Then I got to come home to your nagging?
You're uncontrolled and you're negligent!
You got careless!
You're uncontrolled and you're negligent!
Those Junior Detectives and their heroically reckless ways.
of the feminist movement of the early '60s.
had a profound effect on feminism in America... Uh, boys?
She has curly blond hair...
and let them know what brave little detectives you are.
Stupid assholes.
Uh, it's okay. We know the owner.
You won't take us alive!
Well, that's fantastic, kids.
with illegal weapons.
Bash, bash, bash your skull in, causing instant death.
But its sweet smell attracted the attention of somebody.
Yes... two days ago, I put a fresh-baked cherry pie