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00:26:23
Tiffany Haddish, Ali Wong, Steven Yeun
20
Those crunt are putting six of them through college...
I'm opening a new patisserie, and I want you to manage it.
♪ Pick it up, pick it up, pick up the junk How did I get so much sticky-ass gunk? ♪
What's up, you stupid slob?
Not bad for this messy bish!
Oof! I haven't gone to work in, like, a week.
We've been scone-walled!
That was a one-time experiment. It's called "molecular gastronomy"!
The bakery will be called "Sweet Beak."
-Sure! -How about banana muff?
Step two, why Bertie should be allowed to have a boy-girl slumber party.
"These pastries taste like fart." [scoffs]
And some of them are way on the outskirts of Bird Town.
I'm all over that hand mixer. Pew, pew! Whoo!
Oh. That fucker!
[man] Boxer versus raptor, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na!
when you were getting all that applause at Yeast Week.
[scoffs] It's called competition, sweetheart.
Oh, man, you pulverize that precious penguin ego!
He had molt all his feathers and frozen to death.
A loose, dangly Band-Aid that's been infect every other area of my life,
His family beg him to migrate, but he was obstinate.
Jeremy, I swear to God!
He had molted all his feathers and frozen to death.
-Tuca, what are you do-- -Just as I suspect.
-I have to tell Pastry Pete I'm quit. -Good thing you still have your other job.
We're suppose to all make small talk just because it's Molting season?
"These pastries taste like farts." [scoffs]
who pull weird moves with the women who work under you.
One winter, St. Oriole decide he'd rather stay home than migrate.
[mirror] What slob-- You suck, stupid.
I don't care if your phone is lost, you find a phone and you call Speckle!
What if we forget each other and lose touch forever,
This always happen when you're having a problem.
Mmm, okay, I guess I can use ten.
-Oh, denied. -Did you even finish reading--
You want my advice? Sell your stuff somewhere else.
What if we forget each other and lose touch forever,
Sometimes I need you to be my rock!
Instead of popping zits, now you're filling them.
And it's almost Molting Day.
Actually, I think we have one more delivery to make.
as soon as folks get a taste of Sweet Beak!
But when we zoom back in again, close enough to see the details,
We'll be working very closely together, Roberta Songthrush.
You want my advice? Sell your stuff somewhere else.
Oh, man, I just saw her a few months ago.
Oh, boy, did I ever use it.
Boy, oh, boy, I sure do love these Sweet Beak pastries. [laughs]
[clears throat] There once was a slovenly and stubborn bird named St. Oriole.
Ugh, my sister Terry always wants to do a video phone call
the further up we go, the less it all seems to matter.
-What's the matter? -They never called! My stupid family!
But when we zoom back in again, close enough to see the details,
This shit is relentless!
[clears throat] There once was a slovenly and stubborn bird named St. Oriole.
-Also, I bought a truck. Beep-beep! -[horn honks]
You're pathetic.
and it's so awkward.
-[laughs] That's absurd. -You know what's absurd?
It's very uncomfortable, but I can't return it!
You'll never be able to sell baked goods in this town.
♪ All is calm ♪
Look around and get rid of anything that isn't useful to you.
Oh, man, you pulverized that precious penguin ego!
Brilliant! You really know yourself. I long for such clarity!
Now I get to make the big, weird decisions, okay?
A loose, dangly Band-Aid that's been infecting every other area of my life,
What's up, you stupid slob?
Glad to see you're okay.
I also have some exciting news.
It's just gonna be way more expensive.