Name: The New Bird
Released: 2019-07-25
Cast: Tiffany Haddish, Ali Wong, Steven Yeun

1) rigor

Some people can't handle the rigor of this job. [scoffs]
2) beak

My freaking beak itches!
3) sneaker

I don't know. Sneakers. It's probably sneaker.
4) itch

My freaking beak itch!
5) blob

-Oh! -Move, you piss-colored blob!
6) hamper

[both] Inside my hamper 'cause there's always candy in a pocket somewhere!
7) suitcase

with nothing but a suitcase full of socks, a head full of dreams,
8) dope

[Tuca] That's dope.
9) toxin

The air itself contains toxin which cloud us from our true selves.
10) raptor

[man] Boxer versus raptor, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na!
11) waltz

And this new bird waltz in with no experience whatsoever,
12) apprenticeship

and, boom, Pastry Pete offers her an apprenticeship!
13) bullshit

[sighs] Just set a good example, give some bullshit advice,
14) aroma

Aroma therapy?
15) spaghetti

I keep thinking it'd be fun to cut this thin and stringy like spaghetti,
16) pastry

-[door opens] -Welcome to Pastry Pete's. Can I help you?
17) chop

Chop-chop! Next song, ladies!
18) loser

Can't handle the real world, so you run away to these loser.

1) mooch

How you've been mooch off your auntie for years?
2) weirdo

What the fuck? Don't touch me, you weirdo!
3) scrape

-What are you doing here, you scrape? -Damn, looking good, sugar teats...
4) tickle

Oh! That tickle the soul, doesn't it?
5) creep

No, I'm not, you creep!
6) undermine

It means I'm sick of you undermining me.
7) admire

Draca, I see you're a woman of few words, which I admire,
8) scare

-When have I ever hurt you? -Never! That's what scare me!
9) swear

-[groans] -I swear, Tuca.
10) mess

I mess up!
11) defend

Why are you defend him?
12) grab

Can you believe he just grab me like that?
13) extract

But then, Draca extract it.
14) suppose

-[woman] Of course you'd do that. -What is that suppose to mean?
15) pee

I might have pee in there.
16) teach

It's just part of the job and how he teach.
17) catch

Thanks, it'll probably take a while before it catch on, but, uh...
18) seek

Of course, Draca only sends those who truly seek enlightenment.

1) aggressively

Mm-hmm, an IPA with an aggressively masculine label.
2) ironically

...who, ironically, died not climbing anything.
3) whatsoever

And this new bird waltzes in with no experience whatsoever,
4) sometime

That was so fun. We should do it again sometime.
5) somewhere

[both] Inside my hamper 'cause there's always candy in a pocket somewhere!
6) forever

It must have taken forever to master it.
7) possibly

And possibly followed it up with a "boioioioing"!
8) truly

Of course, Draca only sends those who truly seek enlightenment.
9) exactly

Exactly! Thank you!
10) immediately

But without them, the board game industry would immediately go under.
11) alone

I didn't wanna be alone. Ow!
12) finally

As a man, it's so nice to finally have my voice heard, you know?
13) almost

It's almost ready.
14) actually

Oh, my gosh, thank you! I actually think you can!
15) kind

Okay, this is kind of nice.
16) sort

I mean, sort of.
17) together

You're so irresponsible. Get it together!
18) else

or else I would've never known you're a world-famous dermatologist.

1) uncharacteristic

But now, an uncharacteristic moment of silence for DJ Parkour...
2) freaking

My freaking beak itches!
3) irresponsible

You're so irresponsible. Get it together!
4) courageous

You're courageous, free-spirited, fully present.
5) incapable

You're incapable of forming intimate relationships
6) reflective

Wow, this looks so peaceful, and reflective, and boring as shit.
7) inevitable

Or she had one, and they had a sad but inevitable blow-up.
8) satisfying

Oh, come on, Jaggy. You know you love it. It's strangely satisfying.
9) intuitive

You're so intuitive.
10) charming

Sure, a stranger just spit in my mouth, but it was charming in a metropolitan way.
11) heated

Is it heated?
12) intimate

You're incapable of forming intimate relationships
13) peaceful

Wow, this looks so peaceful, and reflective, and boring as shit.
14) invisible

My name's Dakota with a Y! It's silent and invisible.
15) delicious

too delicious!
16) nervous

I was so nervous to sit down with you.
17) gorgeous

Bertie! I couldn't help but notice your gorgeous pastry-making technique.
18) loud

Uh, why don't we switch things up and make this place a loud space?

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