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00:26:01
Tiffany Haddish, Ali Wong, Steven Yeun
18
Aren't crunt already world-famous?
No, that was crunts, a combo of cruller and Bundt cake.
And this is my ChapStick! I bought this ChapStick!
I was late on the dismount. It's trash!
It's just a mild cramp. Check it out.
♪ I've got the whole world By the tip of my beak ♪
my even lovelier drone!
Closed casket. Every one.
He was just a stupid frat boy pelican.
I give you the donut dive!
[clears throat] So, if that weird bulge turns out to be cancer,
and you'd be a moron not to cut that shit out of your lady pipes.
May it become the newest food fad that everyone loves
♪ I'm driving through the poison muck ♪
I had a weird acquaintance take me to the hospital.
the first chef to stuff a pickle into a biscuit!
[man] Boxer versus raptor, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na!
the first chef to stuff a pickle into a biscuit!
No, that was crunt, a combo of crullers and Bundt cake.
♪ I feel like a shrimp being shuck ♪
You never know when they may become disconnect from your life.
because you insist the buffet was all-you-can-eat!
After all the times I lotion you!
♪ I'm tear it up I'm shit outta luck ♪
-[computer] Jerk! -This must be how I punch?
My first ever girlfriend dump me, and I'm just looking for some company.
it's twist up in your ovaries real good.
I'm only doing this because I refuse to live off my auntie anymore.
I pray for the day you can't just drop everything to help me
[chuckles] Don't put me in soup. I belong in tea!
-Oh, how she would have laugh at that. -Aw!
Pastry Pete invite me to an exclusive dinner,
Like when you got us kick out of Anita's wedding
Yes, I am shit serious.
"The cultured cream enhance the flavor notes, Tuca."
Wait, what happen? Are you with her?
Okay, let me put this as sensitively as I can.
Well, I need to permanently borrow the following items:
-What are you even talking about? -I performed the crünt demo perfectly.
Hour three, I was all, "Yep, this is definitely weird."
Maybe we're just growing apart.
Normally, I'd never say this about a woman,
No. Uh, not exactly.
and sometimes inanimate objects that talk...
♪ I finally made it to Yeast Week ♪
I was late on the dismount. It's trash!
Good news! The doctor is almost done looking inside you.
-You actually came here to help me? -Yep.
No. Well, kind of.
You're just not looking hard enough!
And now, here I am, seven hours later, still unsure.
[pants] I got here as fast as I could.
Some have asked, why bring them together?
to someone else's booty hole?
in rhapsodic symmetry with...
and sometimes inanimate objects that talk...
I was just practicing the quadruple cabriole de crünt.
You always get to be the fun, carefree party-animal.
Ah! Holy fucking shit, the freaking Bread Bowl?
That is an outrageous accusation.
"The cultured cream enhances the flavor notes, Tuca."
-What's going on? -[grumbles] I'm so frustrated.
Possible title ideas for my inevitable memoir.
a delicate marriage between crullers and Bundt cake, the crunt.
to display a kind gesture in this cruel, cold world."
I am fun! I am brave!
as it comes to symbolize the frivolity of the idle rich!
Ladies and gentle-birds and plants, humans,
♪ I feel so scared and vulnerable ♪
-Oh, you're nervous. -[machine chimes]
Oh, Bertie, how I love seeing my world through your sweet, innocent eyes!
♪ Inside myself and getting stuck ♪