Name: The Promotion
Released: 2019-07-25
Cast: Tiffany Haddish, Ali Wong, Steven Yeun

1) urbanist

"As famed urbanist Elebert Whitscythe once said,
2) snowblower

A cowgirl, a snowblower, a popsicle stick.
3) pothole

the black tar pothole on Beak Street have become untenable!"
4) tweet

[screams] Tweet, tweet, tweet, tweet!
5) screamer

we could target more ads towards quacks, screamer, and loons.
6) crevice

so I urge you to repair Bird Town's concrete crevice posthaste!
7) popsicle

A cowgirl, a snowblower, a popsicle stick.
8) paver

I am endangered and frankly disturbed by the flippancy of our municipal paver!"
9) meatball

Side of meatball. Great choice, Sarah.
10) coworker

Blah, blah, I'm Bertie's dumb, annoying coworker, Dirk.
11) quack

we could target more ads towards quack, screamers, and loons.
12) beak

the black tar potholes on Beak Street have become untenable!"
13) burrito

Breakfast burrito.
14) negotiator

You are a ruthless negotiator!
15) dictation

Ah, excellent. Can you take dictation for me, my dear?
16) bosom

Yeah, the prodigal bosom returneth!
17) cowgirl

A cowgirl, a snowblower, a popsicle stick.
18) restroom

-Make this restroom more inviting. -Uh, who are these...?

1) startle

You startle me... by being.
2) sate

My hunger restores as I am fed, and I will never be sate!
3) harass

And that nasty rooster sexually harass us today!
4) haunt

[woman chuckles] Of course it's haunt, come on!
5) disturb

I am endangered and frankly disturb by the flippancy of our municipal pavers!"
6) swear

Bertie's boss barely notices we exist, I swear.
7) goose

-He's been weird to me, too. -He goose my butt!
8) scream

♪ No words, only scream ♪
9) urge

so I urge you to repair Bird Town's concrete crevices posthaste!
10) deserve

and deserve that job!
11) nail

Hey, good job, Bertie. You nail that creep.
12) trim

-Ah! What are you doing? -Just trim a bush.
13) hang

So hung over. [groans]
14) restore

My hunger restore as I am fed, and I will never be sated!
15) suppose

No one's ever suppose to go in there.
16) kick

Followed the instructions and everything, then I kick things up a notch.
17) burn

-I burn the curly ones. -Oh, great!
18) smile

Claudette never smile!

1) impeccably

Fraudulence! Those weren't my impeccably composed words!
2) afoot

What?! What sort of chicanery is afoot?
3) sexually

And that nasty rooster sexually harassed us today!
4) barely

Bertie's boss barely notices we exist, I swear.
5) loud

when no women have spoken out loud for three minutes.
6) definitely

I've definitely got some cool ideas, too, in terms of my own ideas, yeah.
7) possibly

♪ Could possibly protect you You know what it means ♪
8) absolutely

No! Absolutely no!
9) earlier

'Sup, Bertie? Thanks for earlier.
10) sometimes

but sometimes I wonder, what would it be like to be a bigger cog?
11) quite

They are quite extreme. Excellent, Dirk.
12) super

where the water gets super dark because it's so deep. [chuckles]
13) actually

That's actually what I came here to talk to you--
14) later

Maybe I could pick your brain later.
15) though

-What's up with the promotion, though? -Oh, yeah!
16) far

That's been my life approach so far, and it's worked... never times.
17) usually

and I usually talk over you, but I just realized I'm a stupid asshole.
18) ever

No one's ever supposed to go in there.

1) supe

Uh, a coworker made a supe gross comment about my body.
2) untenable

the black tar potholes on Beak Street have become untenable!"
3) fervent

Signed, Dapper T. Dog, Fervent Citizen Velocipede."
4) prodigal

Yeah, the prodigal bosom returneth!
5) assertive

Yeah. Be assertive.
6) starved

I'm starved. Could you feed me some fresh files?
7) tasteful

And now, for some tasteful clip art.
8) bleak

Hey, why the bleak beak?
9) disgusting

That's disgusting!
10) awkward

[chuckles] That sounds like an awkward convo!
11) inviting

-Make this restroom more inviting. -Uh, who are these...?
12) uncomfortable

What you said to me yesterday made me uncomfortable!
13) harsh

-Seems harsh. -[laughs]
14) dumb

Blah, blah, I'm Bertie's dumb, annoying coworker, Dirk.
15) endangered

I am endangered and frankly disturbed by the flippancy of our municipal pavers!"
16) bald

hair plugs for the bald ones.
17) vegetarian

Vegetarian surprise.
18) inappropriate

It was inappropriate!

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