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00:25:45
Tiffany Haddish, Ali Wong, Steven Yeun
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the board game that captures the mechanical intricacies
Oof! [huffs]
Well, you just invented pretzel confetti, so you should also feel proud.
Our lifeguard was there every summer.
Because nothing will ever be as good as ketchup.
I still think of you as that fiery young song thrush
He said I was the best swimmer he'd seen at camp.
[man] Boxer versus raptor, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na!
Do you think Pastry Pete does this to everyone?
Oh, no! An obstacle!
Fucking mother-plucking seed sack!
I will kick your ass right now, you taint-faced little pigeon-licker!
Tell us what menopause is like!
Fuck, shit, asshole, dick-face, shit, fuck, the "C" word!
Wait, wait. First, I'm gonna wrap him in dough.
Look! Bertie, it's the biker!
-We all have regret. -You don't know what you're talking about!
-♪ You'd want to kiss me, too ♪ -♪ You'd want to kiss in a canoe ♪
I will kick your ass right now, you taint-faced little pigeon-licker!
Well, you just invent pretzel confetti, so you should also feel proud.
Uh... she's been cursing a lot lately.
but this is about me and how I freeze up all the time.
-Oh, no! -Leave her. She belong to the mall now.
Déjà vus are suppose to be mysterious and cool!
We think that crack egg isn't good for much,
the board game that capture the mechanical intricacies
I let myself be treat badly.
I don't swim, and I lost my phone. I want to go back to the cabin.
I've always wanted to ask you, what happen?
I guess there are some things I stick with.
-You ate your own surgically removed egg? -Gross, right?
I'm almost finish with my egg. Okay, let me finish here.
It's okay. You fought with honor.
♪ I dream of kissing you ♪
a feminist one where Mother Goose is not define by her ability to lay eggs!
I just never understood why you drop out.
Damn it. The one time I didn't fall asleep naked!
And I've barely cursed at all. It's fucking weird.
It's "cunt," Bertie! Scream it loud, scream it proud!
Kids, you just lose interest sometimes.
And I've barely cursed at all. It's fucking weird.
Just kidding! It was quite upsetting.
I'm almost finished with my egg. Okay, let me finish here.
Bertie, come on outside and help me set the table.
Uh, that one's kind of long and strategical.
Also, you'll need to hydrate soon.
I'll be home later tonight.
Come on, Bertie! Just a little further.
-You fell off so fast. Thwap! -[pants]
[gasps] Everything else is garbage compared to this!
Oh, he died 10 years ago. Sweet little ass.
Because nothing will ever be as good as ketchup.
Yeah, that's me. I always let shit get out of hand.
No! Tell my husband I never loved him.
[Ashley] But you said I was irresponsible and needy.
She is a reckless driver.
I've been so ashamed the last couple days, but right now, I feel strong.
the most dangerous yet adorable type of knife!
a feminist one where Mother Goose is not defined by her ability to lay eggs!
Just kidding. It looked awful!
It's okay. You're so brave to tell me this.
No need to get upset.
We could be taking Bryson to urgent care right now!
Crap-hole, dick-ass bitch! Oh, how do I stop this shit?
I could never. It's too weird!
Remember how we used to bicker? Romantic.
Crab Thingz. Eating smaller, weak crabs!
Stupid. I love it.
Oh, dear, I made a hundred eggs before I thought one was adequate.
-Is that okay? -Yeah. Whatever you want.
I can be quiet.
the most dangerous yet adorable type of knife!