Name: The Deli Guy
Released: 2019-07-25
Cast: Tiffany Haddish, Ali Wong, Steven Yeun

1) lovebird

And so, our favorite lovebird find themselves
2) pubis

Are those pubes?
3) smooch

Glug, glug, glug. Smooch, smooch, smooch.
4) toucan

Tuca, you're the loudest toucan I've ever chanced upon, and I adore you.
5) shrew

-Yeah, cake that shit on, you dumb shrew. -Damn, who made this mirror?
6) beak

Then he'll give me a peck on the beak,
7) pervert

You know you're a bloody pervert, right?
8) bosom

and my loins still long for your feathery bosom.
9) thrush

[narrator] Here we see the male robin and female song thrush
10) montage

"Trying on outfit" montage are supposed to be fun.
11) plow

The third wheel was an important addition to the sulky plow,
12) bartender

Do what you did with that bartender in Mooseville.
13) insecurity

Are you just saying my deepest fears and insecurities?
14) pickle

And here's a pickle for the road. Stay cool and be yourself.
15) raptor

[man] Boxer versus raptor, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na!
16) morale

Improving morale. Bye!
17) lettuce

He's so cool, he's like a crunchy leaf of lettuce on a sweet-ass tomato.
18) blur

Blur, blur, blur. Bang, bang.

1) enwrap

enwrap with passion once again.
2) betroth

I'm just confused because he was betroth to Lady Trottington,
3) trifle

[woman] I don't know why you trifle with me, Lord Wilkshire.
4) unleash

you all unleash your desires and kiss as one!
5) adore

Tuca, you're the loudest toucan I've ever chanced upon, and I adore you.
6) isolate

You'll build a life out there, isolate from society,
7) scare

-[camera shutter clicks] -Aw. You scare him off, Tuca.
8) sha

Then we sha't waste a moment more.
9) swear

[Nicola's mother] I swear to heavens, Nicola,
10) bake

and I thought, yo, what if we bake together?
11) splash

Girl, when he splash that vinegar... Mm, God damn!
12) grab

and we'll make out for exactly two minutes before he grab my left boob.
13) screw

-I screw up the date. -What?
14) suppose

"Trying on outfit" montages are suppose to be fun.
15) shit

-Yeah, cake that shit on, you dumb shrew. -Damn, who made this mirror?
16) surprise

surprise abound.
17) bet

I bet it wasn't as bad as you think.
18) catch

Whoa! Sweet entrance. You caught some air.

1) dreadfully

By all accounts, you seem to find me dreadfully foolish.
2) delightfully

Why, on the contrary, Lady Netherfield, I find you delightfully foolish.
3) someday

Maybe someday he'll throw you on the back of his motorcycle,
4) surprisingly

and one surprisingly short spring.
5) precisely

to wait precisely two minutes after first contact
6) briefly

and I'll briefly think, "I should go back on birth control,
7) definitely

That's definitely not her sex moan.
8) apart

Lady Bertie, the Nests of Netherfield will keep us apart no more.
9) normally

just show me what kind of porn you'd normally click on.
10) exactly

It's like I know exactly what's gonna happen later.
11) sometimes

sometimes there are no winners.
12) finally

Finally, the intersection of passion and safety overflows
13) quite

It's just... I can't quite put my finger on it.
14) late

Sorry I'm 30 minutes late.
15) later

It's like I know exactly what's gonna happen later.
16) though

Hey, at least this is nice, though.
17) far

but not too far from a hospital.
18) together

Ever since we moved in together and work's gotten really busy,

1) toucan

Just be a normal, confident toucan woman with strong legs.
2) impulsive

Just be that wild, impulsive, very-scary-at-times Tuca.
3) ardent

And I feel the most ardent about you, my dear Lord Deli Guy.
4) uncanny

Unique to the male robin of this region is his uncanny ability
5) agreeable

Hot Sex for Agreeable People, you'll love that one.
6) incompetent

you incompetent pieces of shit!
7) reckless

Huh, he's reckless and has no spatial awareness.
8) sober

Was this your first date since you've been sober?
9) foolish

By all accounts, you seem to find me dreadfully foolish.
10) pretend

No, it was just pretend.
11) sensible

[announcer] Well, that was a very sensible migration indeed.
12) deli

The deli guy is so hot.
13) disappointed

And now I'm very disappointed in you. Bad bird, bad!
14) dumb

-Yeah, cake that shit on, you dumb shrew. -Damn, who made this mirror?
15) infinite

In the infinite battle between nature and nurture,
16) delicious

[gasps] That's a billion-dollar idea, both practical and delicious.
17) nervous

Wait a second. You're nervous!
18) loud

Tuca, you're the loud toucan I've ever chanced upon, and I adore you.

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