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00:25:57
Tiffany Haddish, Ali Wong, Steven Yeun
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and a busload of troubled teens will be there to hang on your every word.
-I can't believe how light my pubes feel. -[laughs]
grovel-grovel, guilty, innocent, blah-blah.
Now, I may just be a big-time city slicker with a fancy college degree...
♪ Sippin' on the money Like drippin' gelato ♪
Also, Athena, stop humping your tambourine!
Order-order, gavel-gavel,
We're just going to do a routine extermination,
Nah, that's just your worry wart flapping its wart mouth again.
with your ruby rhubarb and get sex bugs again.
And no one replied to my email about merch design.
-Eek! Teens! -Out of the way, sprout!
-What? -They're trouser crickets, Bertie!
This whole sex bug fiasco helped me realize I can handle anything. [gasps]
[woman over PA] Attention Fowl Foods shoppers!
Was that sarcasm?
"Step one, remove cap. Step two, apply ointment."
Oh, they give degrees to dropout now?
She recently flunk out of business school,
"I can't go outside because literally everything terrifies me
Should a person or that person's friends be exterminate over poor judgment?
Overruled, but, Sophie, get to it.
Now, how would I write if I was puking?
I presume you're an expert on everything that this store sells.
Well, what if a snake crawl in my mouth, lays eggs,
Mm, Bertie, you're getting better and better at baking, I swear.
♪ Maybe it's just this eff-up world ♪
I just whip them up... and they're perfect!
Look. "Bees have adapt to survive on pastries."
That remind me.
-Yes! We will not be shame! -[alarm buzzes]
Yup! But we just found out he punch the car first.
"Good sir, 'tis with a humble heart I admit-eth
I'm cheat on my wife!
Organic fruit is suppose to give off a strong, biological fragrance.
-Where you spin out over something small? -I don't do that!
That window doesn't look structurally sound.
Luckily, I spotted an oddly inviting bush.
Luckily, I spotted an oddly inviting bush.
where thereby none of the sex bugs can legally be killed?
"I can't go outside because literally everything terrifies me
for this sex bug medication out loud, please?
Everything starts falling apart the second you're gone.
I'm freaking out! We've been here forever!
Normally I'd say, "Girl, you look like you want someone to snack on your feet."
if I put them together, they'll work twice as good.
but sometimes all you need to do is show up.
She recently flunked out of business school,
[panting] Almost up to 30,000...
The walls here are super thin. [grunts]
"I can't go outside because literally everything terrifies me
Well, I'm actually kind of sick.
Well, I'm actually kind of sick.
Staying inside is the best thing for me today.
Well, yes! I'm feeling jittery!
All right, although this is highly unorthodox,
♪ I feel my uncontrollable fear Makes it impossible to stay here ♪
I like to cannonball into that pool of unearned cash!
to the CSBC headquarters is murderous this time of day,
But you know sex bugs can lay dormant
♪ Look at these dang assholes Making fun of my pain ♪
You know, I also have a really stressful day ahead at my job,
-That would be so embarrassing! -Is that a thing that can happen?
She connected two unrelated things!
But since you're anxious, I'll say nothing.
I'm still unsure of your tone, but thank you!
Why is it so crowded in here today?
♪ Lady, it's not our fault That you're clearly insane ♪
Wow, that is awful.
Lean? [scoffs]
It's inappropriate!
There's nothing standard about the killing of innocent creatures