Name: The One Where No One Proposes
Released: 2016-10-18
Cast: Courteney Cox, Jennifer Aniston, Lisa Kudrow, Matt LeBlanc, Matthew Perry

1) foreplay

- Yeah, okay, but no foreplay. - Deal.
2) goody

Oh, goody. Yes. Ooh, we haven't done the secret thing in a long time.
3) granddaughter

Where's my granddaughter? I've been practicing my magic tricks.
4) sweetie

Okay, sweetie, you can do it. Just open up and put it in your mouth.
5) pamphlet

Kids, I spoke to a doctor and picked up these pamphlet on how to get pregnant.
6) recital

He didn't make it to one of my piano recital, but this he sees.
7) sentiment

Oh, what beautiful lukewarm sentiment.
8) puppet

I like to think of myself as the puppet master of the group.
9) peek

- Wanna peek? - No.
10) closet

- I think that closet's still available. - I am so tired.
11) sailor

You up to the task, sailor?
12) orgasm

But pleasure is important, and it helps if the woman has an orgasm.
13) dude

Oh, yeah, dude, I totally understand.

1) kneel

...and when I knelt down to pick it up, Rachel thought I was proposing.
2) marry

Yeah, but you said, "Will you marry me?"
3) remind

That remind me. That Mr. Hazmegian still has my Game Boy.
4) propose

No, no. She said you actually propose to her.
5) engage

- I think I just got engage. - Oh, my God. He did it?
6) suppose

You know, Ross, doctors are suppose to be smart.
7) witness

I just want you to know that what you witness in there, that wasn't for fun.
8) kick

But you have to do it now before he hears about it and kick your ass.
9) wake

Hey, she just woke up. She's hungry.
10) pull

He pull a quarter out of my ear.
11) assume

What, did she find the ring in my jacket, assume I was gonna propose...
12) lose

Huh. I might be losing interest in this.
13) happen

But I don't understand how any of this happen.

1) technically

- Yes, you did. - Actually, technically, I didn't.
2) sooner

- Honey, don't worry, it was my mistake. - No, Rach, I should've told you sooner.
3) gently

Okay, look, just do it gently.
4) whenever

...that we're animals who do it whenever we want.
5) seriously

Dad, seriously.
6) forever

Are you kidding me? I could stay and look at her forever.
7) totally

Oh, yeah, dude, I totally understand.
8) earlier

Although he did eat a piece of plastic fruit earlier.
9) alone

I wanna go talk to Rachel for a minute. Are you gonna be okay alone for a bit?
10) perhaps

Perhaps because you gave her an engagement ring?
11) maybe

- Maybe you don't have to tell him. - Ooh, I like that. Yeah.
12) instead

That Armenian family was watching you instead of the TV.
13) especially

Especially Ross.

1) lukewarm

Oh, what beautiful lukewarm sentiment.
2) dum

- She's so exhausted. - And so engaged. Dum-dum-dum.
3) ashamed

This is okay. We're all adults here. There's nothing to be ashamed of.
4) awkward

Well, this is awkward.
5) frustrating

This is so frustrating. Why doesn't she want my breast?
6) exhausted

- She's so exhausted. - And so engaged. Dum-dum-dum.
7) armenian

That Armenian family was watching you instead of the TV.
8) asleep

Oh, please. Just before, when you were asleep in the lounge.
9) scared

She looks scared. Doesn't she look scared?
10) optimum

Now, what I saw in the closet is not the optimum position...
11) awful

I know. I know. It's awful.
12) hungry

Hey, she just woke up. She's hungry.
13) gentle

You're right. I'll go tell her now before Ross finds out, and I'll be gentle.

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