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00:23:16
Courteney Cox, Jennifer Aniston, Lisa Kudrow, Matt LeBlanc, Matthew Perry, David Schwimmer, James Michael Tyler
1208
- You are the official baby-crier stopper. - Yes, I am.
- Okay. I put most of the stuff away. - Oh, great. The pacifier?
But I could take one of those little feet and put it in a pita pocket.
All right, thanks. Oh, could you stop at the coffeehouse and get me a muffin?
You must be a fireball in bed!
All right, thanks. Oh, could you stop at the coffeehouse and get me a muffin?
- Uh, it's in the, uh, cupboard. - The, uh, burping cloths?
...and we could picnic along the Seine, and go wine-tasting in Bordeaux.
PHOEBE: She's just so cute.
- You are the official baby-crier stopper. - Yes, I am.
Hey, Gunther. Can I get a couple of blueberry muffins to go?
Why, does it look like I'm having trouble with my misshapen claw?
A giant, stuffed gorilla that takes up the entire apartment.
[RACHEL EXCLAIMS THEN EMMA GAGS]
- What is wrong with Emma? - Oh, she misunderstood.
She'd just had the baby. She was all freak out about doing it alone.
I knew I should've married Chandler.
...and we could picnic along the Seine, and go wine-tasting in Bordeaux.
...picked up my grandmother's ring and you "accidentally" propose to Rachel.
Okay, if everyone's on board, it's settle.
- You duck! - I'm sorry! It was a reflex!
...you were engage to my best friend?
You know, you're never suppose to wake a sleeping baby.
- Oh, my God! This really hurt! - I couldn't help it.
The more I worried, the more I couldn't sleep.
Well, then problem solve. Chandler will run our office in Tulsa.
Yeah, I don't think dressing provocatively is going to help me here!
- Oh, no, no, no. - Thankfully, you don't need me at all.
Uh, he's downstairs getting the stuff out of the cab.
Let's put aside the fact that you "accidentally"...
Fine. Okay. But I gotta say, technically, I didn't even do anything wrong.
You know, and then I was, like, "If I fall asleep now, I'll get six hours' sleep.
That is right. And traditionally, the daddy gives the mommy a present.
- Tulsa, Oklahoma? - The Sooner State.
...and then swing her rapidly from side to side.
The book says whenever she's sleeping, I should be sleeping.
And I was sleeping and apparently said yes.
It's better this way anyway.
...I'll go straight to my 42-point plan.
Why, does it look like I'm having trouble with my misshapen claw?
Yes, I did. I'm Monica, supe aunt.
Bouncy. Bouncy baby. Bouncy baby.
I started worrying about this big divisional meeting I have today.
I know you're pissed at me, but we have to talk about this.
But many of our field offices have reported disappointing yields.
Okay, you have to realize, I was exhausted, I was emotional.
You fell asleep?
A giant, stuffed gorilla that takes up the entire apartment.
Have I gone deaf?
I have actual magical powers.
But only because I was up all night worried about this meeting.
Ross, I feel terrible.