Name: The One with the Blind Dates
Released: 2016-10-18
Cast: Courteney Cox, Jennifer Aniston, Lisa Kudrow, Matt LeBlanc, Matthew Perry

1) peekaboo

Uh, we were playing peekaboo. She loves it when I'm dramatic. Heh.
2) roomie

- Morning, roomie. - Hey!
3) hump

- "Canoodling"? - Well, I can't say "hump" or "screw"...
4) babysitter

Where are your babysitter, huh?
5) ovulation

Hey, where are all my ovulation sticks? There's only one here.
6) appetizer

In fact, let me bring you a crab-cake appetizer on the house.
7) sweetie

Oh, sweetie, I forgot you were here.
8) waiter

Uh, okay, um, the waiter have a little pool going.
9) creep

This is the worst date ever! How could you set me up with this creep?
10) carrot

Okay, let's see, we got strained peas, strained carrot...
11) pea

Okay, let's see, we got strained pea, strained carrots...
12) misery

You're making money off my misery?
13) bastard

Well, what kind of a sick bastard wants to do it in front of a deer?

1) ovulate

Okay, just so you know, I'm gonna be ovulating from tomorrow until the 6th.
2) poop

A couple things. Now that she eats solid food, she poop around the clock.
3) insult

This is unbelievable. I have never been so insult in my life.
4) admire

No, no, no, I admire a man who can cry.
5) owe

Oh, so they owe me, like, three Phoebes.
6) scream

She's also in this phase where if you leave the room, she scream, but, oh...
7) cry

I can't believe I'm cry in front of you.
8) bet

I bet that guy over there is probably saying:
9) push

I know, that just push them further and further apart.
10) hate

It's really fulfilling doing something you hate for no money.
11) lose

I lost it to drugs.
12) kill

- Yeah, you know, it's not that fun. - No, I think we kill it.
13) forget

Oh, sweetie, I forgot you were here.

1) downstairs

Well, I think I'll go downstairs for a while.
2) technically

Uh, but is it technically a date if the other person doesn't show up?
3) anymore

I know you're not 18 anymore, but give it a minute.
4) suddenly

Suddenly I wish I was reading my own name.
5) somewhere

...and Ross is just stood up somewhere at a restaurant all alone.
6) apart

- I mean, apart from the great food? - Ha, ha.
7) anyway

It doesn't work anyway.
8) totally

...all my feelings from before are totally over.
9) alone

...go home alone tonight.
10) perhaps

Um, someone average height, dark hair? Or perhaps doing a puzzle?
11) pretty

And I'm pretty sure I'm infertile.
12) maybe

Maybe start seeing other people.
13) probably

I'll probably be back around 6. But she's in the bedroom, all ready to go.

1) horrifying

...isn't so... - Horrifying? Scarring?
2) strained

Okay, let's see, we got strained peas, strained carrots...
3) pathetic

You must think I'm so pathetic.
4) miserable

Well, our plan is working. Rachel's having a miserable time...
5) intentional

You don't think it was intentional?
6) unbelievable

This is unbelievable. I have never been so insulted in my life.
7) questionable

I may have also served some very questionable meat at the restaurant.
8) adorable

She's probably exhausted from all that adorable screaming she did last night.
9) exhausted

She's probably exhausted from all that adorable screaming she did last night.
10) unacceptable

It is unacceptable that you'd have sex with Emma in the next room.
11) asleep

[WHISPERS] Oh, she's asleep. Chandler?
12) awful

...that Phoebe would set me up on a date that was awful...
13) disappointed

Of course. You know, I'm disappointed, but it's not like it's a divorce.

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