Name: The One with the Blind Dates
Released: 2016-10-18
Cast: Courteney Cox, Jennifer Aniston, Lisa Kudrow, Matt LeBlanc, Matthew Perry

1) peekaboo ( игра в прятки )

Uh, we were playing peekaboo. She loves it when I'm dramatic. Heh.
2) roomie ( товарищ по комнате )

- Morning, roomie. - Hey!
3) hump ( горб )

- "Canoodling"? - Well, I can't say "hump" or "screw"...
4) babysitter ( няня )

Where are your babysitter, huh?
5) ovulation ( овуляция )

Hey, where are all my ovulation sticks? There's only one here.
6) appetizer ( закуска )

In fact, let me bring you a crab-cake appetizer on the house.
7) sweetie ( милая )

Oh, sweetie, I forgot you were here.
8) waiter ( официант )

Uh, okay, um, the waiter have a little pool going.
9) creep ( ползать )

This is the worst date ever! How could you set me up with this creep?
10) carrot ( морковь )

Okay, let's see, we got strained peas, strained carrot...
11) pea ( голова )

Okay, let's see, we got strained pea, strained carrots...
12) misery ( нищета )

You're making money off my misery?
13) bastard ( ублюдок )

Well, what kind of a sick bastard wants to do it in front of a deer?

1) ovulate ( овулировать )

Okay, just so you know, I'm gonna be ovulating from tomorrow until the 6th.
2) poop ( изнурять )

A couple things. Now that she eats solid food, she poop around the clock.
3) insult ( оскорбление )

This is unbelievable. I have never been so insult in my life.
4) admire ( восхищаться )

No, no, no, I admire a man who can cry.
5) owe ( задолжать )

Oh, so they owe me, like, three Phoebes.
6) scream ( орать )

She's also in this phase where if you leave the room, she scream, but, oh...
7) cry ( плакать )

I can't believe I'm cry in front of you.
8) bet ( но )

I bet that guy over there is probably saying:
9) push ( от себя )

I know, that just push them further and further apart.
10) hate ( ненавидеть )

It's really fulfilling doing something you hate for no money.
11) lose ( потерять )

I lost it to drugs.
12) kill ( убийство )

- Yeah, you know, it's not that fun. - No, I think we kill it.
13) forget ( забывать )

Oh, sweetie, I forgot you were here.

1) downstairs ( вниз по лестнице )

Well, I think I'll go downstairs for a while.
2) technically ( технически )

Uh, but is it technically a date if the other person doesn't show up?
3) anymore ( больше не )

I know you're not 18 anymore, but give it a minute.
4) suddenly ( вдруг, внезапно )

Suddenly I wish I was reading my own name.
5) somewhere ( где-то )

...and Ross is just stood up somewhere at a restaurant all alone.
6) apart ( кроме )

- I mean, apart from the great food? - Ha, ha.
7) anyway ( так или иначе )

It doesn't work anyway.
8) totally ( полностью )

...all my feelings from before are totally over.
9) alone ( в одиночестве )

...go home alone tonight.
10) perhaps ( возможно )

Um, someone average height, dark hair? Or perhaps doing a puzzle?
11) pretty ( симпатичная )

And I'm pretty sure I'm infertile.
12) maybe ( может быть )

Maybe start seeing other people.
13) probably ( вероятно )

I'll probably be back around 6. But she's in the bedroom, all ready to go.

1) horrifying ( ужасающий )

...isn't so... - Horrifying? Scarring?
2) strained ( натянутый )

Okay, let's see, we got strained peas, strained carrots...
3) pathetic ( жалкий )

You must think I'm so pathetic.
4) miserable ( несчастный )

Well, our plan is working. Rachel's having a miserable time...
5) intentional ( намеренный )

You don't think it was intentional?
6) unbelievable ( невероятно )

This is unbelievable. I have never been so insulted in my life.
7) questionable ( под вопросом )

I may have also served some very questionable meat at the restaurant.
8) adorable ( обожаемый )

She's probably exhausted from all that adorable screaming she did last night.
9) exhausted ( измученный )

She's probably exhausted from all that adorable screaming she did last night.
10) unacceptable ( неприемлемо )

It is unacceptable that you'd have sex with Emma in the next room.
11) asleep ( спящий )

[WHISPERS] Oh, she's asleep. Chandler?
12) awful ( ужасный )

...that Phoebe would set me up on a date that was awful...
13) disappointed ( разочарованный )

Of course. You know, I'm disappointed, but it's not like it's a divorce.

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