Name: The One with the Boob Job
Released: 2016-10-18
Cast: Courteney Cox, Jennifer Aniston, Lisa Kudrow, Matt LeBlanc, Matthew Perry

1) roomie ( товарищ по комнате )

Well, I think the reason people laughed is that it's a play on the word "roomie."
2) wiggle ( покачивание )

Just one last time on the marriage thing. There's no wiggle room? None at all?
3) coffeehouse ( кофейня )

I know the other day in the coffeehouse...
4) handyman ( мастер на все руки )

Anyway, um, are you going to get a handyman to install this stuff?
5) hallway ( прихожая )

Well, we climbed up four flights of stairs, maneuvered a narrow hallway...
6) aisle ( придел )

You know, I could picture myself walking down the aisle...
7) stair ( ступенька )

"Whoops, Joey fell down the stair."
8) clown ( клоун )

...but the giant ass and the big clown feet?
9) boxer ( боксер )

But I've got as much use out of these boxer as I can.
10) bladder ( мочевой пузырь )

...you're gonna lose bladder control.
11) sock ( носок )

Pick up your sock. Put down the toilet seat.
12) soda ( сода )

You're a chef. What can you make out of baking soda and beer?
13) perfection ( совершенство )

Ah, perfection. Wouldn't change a thing. Not a thing.

1) electrocute ( казнить на электрическом стуле )

Or, "Whoops, Joey electrocute himself again."
2) defecate ( испражняться )

-...she deliberately defecate on my-- - Okay, well, that's bad. Yeah.
3) maneuver ( маневр )

Well, we climbed up four flights of stairs, maneuver a narrow hallway...
4) lend ( давать в долг )

- But Chandler lent you money. - And he would tell you it was a mistake.
5) borrow ( заимствовать )

All right. Worst-case scenario is, we borrow some money from my parents.
6) marry ( выйти замуж )

...can I see someday being married to Mike? Sure. Yeah.
7) climb ( восхождение )

Well, we climb up four flights of stairs, maneuvered a narrow hallway...
8) laugh ( смех )

Well, I think the reason people laugh is that it's a play on the word "roomie."
9) highlight ( основной момент )

...in a wedding dress that highlight my breasts in an obvious yet classy way.
10) shoot ( стрелять )

...with the blood and screaming and the little person that's shoot out of her?
11) hurt ( причинить боль )

You know, sometimes your words, they hurt.
12) lie ( ложь )

I'd be lying if I said I hadn't thought about it myself.
13) realize ( понимать )

You know what? I just realize something. I don't want to go home.

1) awfully ( ужасно )

They are awfully boxy.
2) afterward ( позже )

And once afterward.
3) deliberately ( сознательно )

-...she deliberately defecated on my-- - Okay, well, that's bad. Yeah.
4) someday ( когда-нибудь )

...can I see someday being married to Mike? Sure. Yeah.
5) honestly ( честно говоря )

...but is that really you? I mean, can you honestly picture yourself in a Volvo?
6) barely ( едва )

Yeah. I don't know who I was kidding. I can barely use chopsticks.
7) anymore ( больше не )

No, we are not having sex anymore.
8) perfectly ( в совершенстве )

Hey, Rach. There she is, my perfectly proportioned wife.
9) partly ( частично )

Partly because I live above a known crack den...
10) seriously ( шутки в сторону )

Wow, seriously. Can't do this.
11) necessarily ( обязательно )

...I don't think marriage is necessarily the right path for you.
12) definitely ( определенно )

No. Oh, I definitely don't want to get married.
13) forever ( навсегда )

I was certain the first time I got married it would last forever. I was wrong.

1) proportioned ( соразмеренный )

Hey, Rach. There she is, my perfectly proportioned wife.
2) rabid ( бешеный )

...dodged a rabid pit bull. But these last three feet are where it gets really tricky.
3) gre ( это идет )

I can't believe you're moving in together. That's gre-- I'm happy for you guys.
4) classy ( классный )

...in a wedding dress that highlights my breasts in an obvious yet classy way.
5) unsafe ( небезопасный )

I realized that this place is very unsafe for a baby...
6) tricky ( запутанный )

...dodged a rabid pit bull. But these last three feet are where it gets really tricky.
7) inclined ( наклонный )

...but I'm inclined to blame Enron.
8) bored ( скучающий )

I mean, I don't know, you'd be so bored with marriage. I mean, it's so normal.
9) magical ( волшебный )

God, it's just such a magical time.
10) worried ( волновался )

I know. Why do you think he was so worried about me getting bigger?
11) ugly ( уродливый )

I mean, at least you won't have to live with this ugly chair.
12) sophisticated ( утонченный )

I get the joke. Sophisticated as it was.
13) excited ( в восторге )

I'm just excited to be living with him.

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