Name: The One with the Sharks
Released: 2016-10-18
Cast: Courteney Cox, Jennifer Aniston, Lisa Kudrow, Matt LeBlanc, Matthew Perry

1) dangler ( волокита )

...a rabid dog would be feasting on your dangler right now.
2) archeologist ( археолог )

...that he was an archeologist, and that I was this...
3) loins ( поясница )

But, you know, am I ready to take my Grade A loins off the meat market?
4) coffeehouse ( кофейня )

I'm Ross. Phoebe's friend from the coffeehouse?
5) sniffer ( перехватчик )

That is so wrong. And on top of that, he's a glue sniffer?
6) moron ( придурок )

...like some kind of unstoppable moron?
7) sweetie ( милая )

- What's going on? - Sweetie, it's okay. It's okay.
8) bum ( бомж )

...to bum hard when I told him you'd never been in a serious relationship.
9) crocodile ( крокодил )

Though they did have something called Crocodile Killers.
10) narrator ( рассказчик )

NARRATOR [ON TV]: The great white...
11) bastard ( ублюдок )

You know, that bastard is one smooth-talking freelance kite designer.
12) jolly ( веселый )

- Not if he gets his jollies to Jaws. - Oh.
13) kite ( воздушный змей )

He's a kite designer.

1) unfreeze ( размораживать )

...naughty cavewoman who he unfroze from a block of ice.
2) admire ( восхищаться )

You know, I really admire your whole dating attitude.
3) scare ( попугать )

I think I've been scare by that painting before.
4) swear ( клянусь )

...I swear to Lucifer...
5) marry ( выйти замуж )

Well, at least you've been married.
6) bother ( беспокоить )

Um, you or the four other Mike Hannigans I bother.
7) shake ( встряхивать )

See, ordinarily, I would talk to her, but my confidence is shake.
8) celebrate ( праздновать )

I've never lived with a guy. I've never even celebrate an anniversary.
9) attach ( прикреплять )

Your black see-through teddy with the attach garters.
10) divorce ( развод )

I've been divorce three times.
11) realize ( понимать )

I can't believe I never realize this before.
12) kiss ( поцелуй )

You kiss me.
13) promise ( обещание )

You promise to love him no matter what.

1) freshen ( освежать )

- I'm gonna go freshen up, okay? - Okay, honey.
2) ahem ( гм )

How great you are. Ahem, but...
3) ordinarily ( обычно )

See, ordinarily, I would talk to her, but my confidence is shaken.
4) halfway ( наполовину )

Halfway through our date I realized...
5) accidentally ( случайно )

Look, right before you guys went out, I accidentally got her all upset.
6) differently ( иначе )

Phoebe, I think you'll feel differently when you know...
7) perfectly ( в совершенстве )

...which is weird, because it seems like a perfectly good place.
8) seriously ( шутки в сторону )

Seriously, Gunther. You should see someone about that cold.
9) obviously ( очевидно )

And you obviously remember me. Hey, I still got it!
10) definitely ( определенно )

I have definitely been in this apartment.
11) forever ( навсегда )

And, you know, that's okay. So I'll just be alone forever.
12) smooth ( гладкий; плавный )

You know, that bastard is one smooth-talking freelance kite designer.
13) normally ( как обычно )

Oh. Look, I don't normally ask out women that I meet in coffeehouses.

1) toothy ( зубастый )

Do you want me to fast-forward to something toothier?
2) unstoppable ( неостанавливаемый )

...like some kind of unstoppable moron?
3) rabid ( бешеный )

...a rabid dog would be feasting on your danglers right now.
4) bloated ( раздутый )

Although, sometimes if I'm a little bloated, I don't feel that sexy.
5) slutty ( распутная )

Yeah, you're both so slutty, you don't remember who you slept with.
6) embarrassed ( смущенный )

And, uh, now I'm embarrassed. Heh.
7) meaningless ( бессмысленный )

...meaningless experience to meaningless experience.
8) ashamed ( совестно )

- Yeah, I have nothing to be ashamed of. - No.
9) awkward ( неловко )

In fact, I'll close my eyes to make it less awkward.
10) worrying ( беспокойство )

Never even worrying that it doesn't turn into something more serious.
11) fashioned ( вылеплены )

Yes. Just some good, old-fashioned, American, girl-on-girl action.
12) memorable ( памятный )

Yeah, but she should remember sleeping with me. I am very memorable!
13) awful ( ужасный )

- So how'd the date go? - Well, it was awful.

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