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Courteney Cox, Jennifer Aniston, Lisa Kudrow, Matt LeBlanc, Matthew Perry, David Schwimmer, James Michael Tyler
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I mean, they transmit leptospirosis and hantavirus.
You do appear right on the cusp of something.
...where he could meet a friendly possum...
...from when I gave birth to my brother's triplet and I had to give them up.
Except Santa doesn't poop on the plate of cookies.
Bye, sweetheart.
This is a work environment. She's your subordinate.
Wow, you are really... You're really a creep.
...but apparently singing "I Will Survive" in a helium voice, not helping.
Is this your first apology?
It's so weird you think he's so gross, yet you're willing to eat his cracker.
No more vodka for me.
Huh. Interesting. Now there are obstacle.
[SINGING IN HIGH-PITCHED VOICE] First I was afraid, I was petrified
And I think you're a really good guy. And I'm sorry that I misjudge you.
...whose lives revolve around their rats?
You guys are killing me. She's forbid fruit. It's like, like...
...but we could not let the box of rats ruin our lives.
Or was it pant? I didn't really see what happened below the ass area.
I really owe you an apology.
If I wasn't married, she'd be rejecting me right now.
Maybe he keeps bother you so much because he likes you.
I mean, they transmit leptospirosis and hantavirus.
They've elect me to talk to you about the baby talk.
If I wasn't married, she'd be reject me right now.
What happens when they mate and there are hundreds?
...because he secretly had a crush on me.
...to my very talented colleague and more importantly...
And hopefully with a T-O in the middle.
You're damn right I am. I've been waiting for a cookie for seven minutes.
Seriously, dude. Three years ago.
I'm sorry. Obviously, Heather's ass has something more important to say...
...but apparently singing "I Will Survive" in a helium voice, not helping.
You know what? My first impression of you was absolutely right.
You can't keep a rat in your apartment. They're extremely unsanitary.
...and you were totally checking her out.
And then we gotta put them straight to bed.
Some woman who sounded a lot like Joey called earlier...
Actually, uh, I'd rather be alone. You know, I really need to organize my thoughts.
- Is everything all right? - I just get bummed...
...I thought you were pompous and arrogant and obnoxious.
- Ah, I mean, she's not unattractive, but... - Right.
[IN HIGH-PITCHED VOICE] I'm sorry. I got a little preoccupied.
...I thought you were pompous and arrogant and obnoxious.
- Great novels? - Fine. Mediocre porn.
Are you jealous?
...and never call her again, and things are gonna get uncomfortable?
...to my very talented colleague and more importantly...
Well, not so much a pet as, you know, an occasional visitor...
We had a... We had a deep, meaningful relationship.
I mean, I just think you are totally inappropriate. Okay?
- You have to get rid of it. - Okay, fine.