Name: The One with Phoebe's Rats
Released: 2016-10-18
Cast: Courteney Cox, Jennifer Aniston, Lisa Kudrow, Matt LeBlanc, Matthew Perry

1) leptospirosis

I mean, they transmit leptospirosis and hantavirus.
2) cusp

You do appear right on the cusp of something.
3) possum

...where he could meet a friendly possum...
4) triplet

...from when I gave birth to my brother's triplet and I had to give them up.
5) poop

Except Santa doesn't poop on the plate of cookies.
6) sweetheart

Bye, sweetheart.
7) subordinate

This is a work environment. She's your subordinate.
8) creep

Wow, you are really... You're really a creep.
9) helium

...but apparently singing "I Will Survive" in a helium voice, not helping.
10) apology

Is this your first apology?
11) cracker

It's so weird you think he's so gross, yet you're willing to eat his cracker.
12) vodka

No more vodka for me.
13) obstacle

Huh. Interesting. Now there are obstacle.

1) petrify

[SINGING IN HIGH-PITCHED VOICE] First I was afraid, I was petrified
2) misjudge

And I think you're a really good guy. And I'm sorry that I misjudge you.
3) revolve

...whose lives revolve around their rats?
4) forbid

You guys are killing me. She's forbid fruit. It's like, like...
5) ruin

...but we could not let the box of rats ruin our lives.
6) pant

Or was it pant? I didn't really see what happened below the ass area.
7) owe

I really owe you an apology.
8) marry

If I wasn't married, she'd be rejecting me right now.
9) bother

Maybe he keeps bother you so much because he likes you.
10) transmit

I mean, they transmit leptospirosis and hantavirus.
11) elect

They've elect me to talk to you about the baby talk.
12) reject

If I wasn't married, she'd be reject me right now.
13) mate

What happens when they mate and there are hundreds?

1) secretly

...because he secretly had a crush on me.
2) importantly

...to my very talented colleague and more importantly...
3) hopefully

And hopefully with a T-O in the middle.
4) damn

You're damn right I am. I've been waiting for a cookie for seven minutes.
5) seriously

Seriously, dude. Three years ago.
6) obviously

I'm sorry. Obviously, Heather's ass has something more important to say...
7) apparently

...but apparently singing "I Will Survive" in a helium voice, not helping.
8) absolutely

You know what? My first impression of you was absolutely right.
9) extremely

You can't keep a rat in your apartment. They're extremely unsanitary.
10) totally

...and you were totally checking her out.
11) straight

And then we gotta put them straight to bed.
12) earlier

Some woman who sounded a lot like Joey called earlier...
13) alone

Actually, uh, I'd rather be alone. You know, I really need to organize my thoughts.

1) bummed

- Is everything all right? - I just get bummed...
2) pompous

...I thought you were pompous and arrogant and obnoxious.
3) unattractive

- Ah, I mean, she's not unattractive, but... - Right.
4) preoccupied

[IN HIGH-PITCHED VOICE] I'm sorry. I got a little preoccupied.
5) arrogant

...I thought you were pompous and arrogant and obnoxious.
6) mediocre

- Great novels? - Fine. Mediocre porn.
7) jealous

Are you jealous?
8) uncomfortable

...and never call her again, and things are gonna get uncomfortable?
9) talented

...to my very talented colleague and more importantly...
10) occasional

Well, not so much a pet as, you know, an occasional visitor...
11) meaningful

We had a... We had a deep, meaningful relationship.
12) inappropriate

I mean, I just think you are totally inappropriate. Okay?
13) rid

- You have to get rid of it. - Okay, fine.

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