Name: The One with the Lottery
Released: 2016-10-18
Cast: Courteney Cox, Jennifer Aniston, Lisa Kudrow, Matt LeBlanc, Matthew Perry

1) congratulation

Congratulations! Oh, sweetie, I'm so proud of you.
2) gremlin

...and see a night rainbow with gremlin dancing on top of it.
3) nightstand

- What about the ones on the nightstand? - There are no tickets there.
4) wishbone

...so I brought a wishbone home from work.
5) booby

And I'm not too mature. Farts, boobies, butt cracks!
6) copywriter

Oh, yeah, I'm gonna be a junior copywriter!
7) powerball

Here are your official Powerball numbers. We have 53.
8) spore

Here it is! "The fleshy, spore-bearing inner mass of a certain fungi."
9) stink

I'll do it! It'll get the casserole stink off of mine.
10) announcer

ANNOUNCER: And here we go. The Powerball is seven.
11) fart

And I'm not too mature. Farts, boobies, butt cracks!
12) muffin

Someone gave me muffin last week. I couldn't get rid of you for three days!
13) sweetie

Congratulations! Oh, sweetie, I'm so proud of you.

1) betray

The psychic also said that I would be betray.
2) vanish

- Still on Amelia Earhart? - The woman just vanish!
3) beg

- Can you believe it? Nobody won. - Um, I beg to differ.
4) ruin

Phoebe's totally ruin that for me.
5) rub

But, you guys, just in case, maybe a genie will come out if we rub this lamp.
6) marry

There's the man I married.
7) knock

I shouldn't have knock the tickets out of the pretty lady's hand.
8) reject

Ah, the "I'm sorry I reject you" phone call.
9) deserve

Yeah, you know, I really thought I deserve it.
10) divide

We divide them into six groups of 40.
11) smell

I don't want that turkey smell all over my hands.
12) relate

Was she relate to Ralph Lauren?
13) pitch

Why don't we all pitch in 50 bucks, we'll pool our money together...

1) badly

I know how badly you wanted that job.
2) barely

Mom, please, I know you love your new lips, but I can barely understand you.
3) anymore

God, I can't take it anymore! I'm putting an end to this!
4) seriously

Seriously, you don't want in on this?
5) closer

Can I come a little bit closer? Valuable things are getting squished.
6) definitely

...and she said I was definitely gonna win the lottery tonight!
7) anyway

- What do you need it for anyway? - The, uh, lottery is up to 300 million...
8) totally

Phoebe's totally ruined that for me.
9) earlier

Maybe nobody won the jackpot, but there was this guy in here earlier...
10) quickly

We need to sort through the tickets quickly to see if we've won.
11) maybe

Maybe I'll drive you up there. I'd like to buy some tickets myself.
12) forward

You will when I pick you as starting forward.
13) probably

- I don't know. I'll probably just invest it. - Ooh. Calm down.

1) fleshy

Here it is! "The fleshy, spore-bearing inner mass of a certain fungi."
2) mistaken

Heh. Uh, no, you didn't. You must be mistaken.
3) unfair

It is so unfair. It's like that time they promoted Saundra over me at work.
4) scared

Okay. Good. You guys were so scared.
5) scary

Weird your psychic didn't mention anything about the scary pigeon.
6) rid

Someone gave me muffins last week. I couldn't get rid of you for three days!
7) angry

Ooh, is Daddy getting angry?
8) excited

Why aren't you more excited?
9) sixth

I haven't won anything since sixth grade.
10) careful

...so we're trying to be careful about what words we use in front of her.
11) tough

- Ooh. Tough odds. - Yeah.
12) glad

You know, I'm just glad I didn't miss my daughter's first word.
13) dirty

When you were reading the dirty magazines without taking off the plastic.

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