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00:23:55
Courteney Cox, Jennifer Aniston, Lisa Kudrow, Matt LeBlanc, Matthew Perry, David Schwimmer, James Michael Tyler
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This is so exciting. My first mourner!
That people are gonna post condolence on a website?
Oh, please. Hit by a blimp?
Why not just a little sliver?" Or, "Okay, just a slice or two."
Unbelievable. My classmate are gonna think I'm dead.
Mucus, fungus, and the idea of me and Ross doing it.
- Oh. -"Doctor of paleontology, two kids."
It's our new alumni website for college.
Well, when you get over this breakup, we need to go shopping.
There's a speakerphone on the base unit.
And was being serviced by a policeman.
PHOEBE: Sit down.
Mucus, fungus, and the idea of me and Ross doing it.
Also, I clon a dinosaur in my lab.
Damn you, Monica Geller hyphen Bing!
I tell you, when I actually die, some people are gonna get seriously haunt.
...but I can't think of anything that rhyme with:
...and you get wedge in going down the tunnel slide.
Don't worry about it. I swallow that years ago. Hey.
Yes. It remind me of a simpler time.
- Your pants are undo. - Oh!
Kiss him, you fool!
...after I've buzz you into the building.
I respectfully disagree.
I blame myself.
Not if nothing happens. Why can't we just hang out as friends?
And he talked so passionately about science.
I respectfully disagree.
Actually, I've been playing a lot of love songs lately.
Not only is it not funny, it's physically impossible. Okay?
Actually, I barely knew him. I came because I heard Chandler's news.
You promised not to bring girls home in the middle of the day anymore.
Oh, I loved her so much. I took her everywhere. I would braid her tail--
I believe I read that somewhere.
I tell you, when I actually die, some people are gonna get seriously haunted.
Emma will totally understand. I won't, but whatever.
Exactly!
Well, that's clearly a joke. This could easily be true.
Yeah, I just kind of want to be alone right now.
Hey, it was very moving. You're just heartless!
Uh, original or crappy?
She's being unreasonable.
Unbelievable. My classmates are gonna think I'm dead.
You think people are gonna disturb your family at this tragic time?
Please, one ridiculous problem at a time.
Oh, great. A faster way to tell people that I'm unemployed and childless.
It's okay, Emma. You stay asleep.
...to hear cruel, mocking jokes about Mike, I'm gonna come to you.
It's a stuffed animal, you know? It's for kids. Not for adults.
You know, it's a lot less surprising to do that...
With Emma's chubby little hands wrapped around you.
JOEY: Look at you. All sweet and innocent, sleeping like an angel.