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00:32:00
Courteney Cox, Jennifer Aniston, Lisa Kudrow, Matt LeBlanc, Matthew Perry, David Schwimmer, James Michael Tyler
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It's a mixture of calendula and honey cream. It'll dry that rash right up.
Well, her favorite flower is the camellia. From the poem...
Hey, yeah, I'm from the, uh, waistband of Wyoming.
And what's with Oklahoma having a panhandle?
You got a "manny"?
You know, your new poodle could be your noodle.
Well, thank God your livelihood doesn't depend on it.
It's all right. Crying is good. It lets the boo-hoo out.
Did she tell you he plays the recorder, recites poetry and bakes madeleine?
Waiter? Waiter, excuse me, I'll have the fricken.
Hey, Ross. Check it out. Sandy taught me "Hot Cross Buns."
Your lipstick's on his mouth.
Yeah. You know, and given my lifelong search for irony...
You know, with chunk.
It's a mixture of calendula and honey cream. It'll dry that rash right up.
- Who's up for puppet? - Me. I'm up for puppet.
So those were pity laughs? Pity laughs?
You know, and a kiss on the cheek wouldn't be totally inappropriate.
Was your cabin pressurize?
It's just such an emotional thing when you're welcom into a new family.
Did she tell you he plays the recorder, recite poetry and bakes madeleines?
That slay me.
- It's never gonna happen again, right? - Right. Never. I swear.
Did she tell you he plays the recorder, recites poetry and bake madeleines?
No, it just remind me of something this guy did today at work.
...and, uh, accomplish, uh, nothing.
Sandy was just telling me about how he propose to his fiancée...
- It's not like I'm attract to Jeffrey. JOEY: So what?
Roughly translate, that means, um:
Do you realize that man has cried in our apartment three times? Huh?
Okay, okay, how exactly is a 2-month-old suppose to appreciate puppets?
Stop it. Stop it. Before someone gets really hurt.
Okay, when I got divorce...
I realize how it's a bit unorthodox for some people.
- Honey, you're screaming. - You bet your ass I am.
Come on, Rach. We will. I promise. We have more interviews.
- Were you there? - No, but it sounds fricken funny.
Frankly, I'd sooner be in any other state.
So Oklahoma's a crazy place. You know, they call it the Sooner State.
Roughly translated, that means, um:
- After that, not so funny anymore. - Really?
- Seriously? She actually said that? - Yes. Am I crazy to be this upset?
It's obviously way too early for us to be having that conversation.
See, that's funny with the fricken, right?
I realize how it's a bit unorthodox for some people.
Last night at work Jeffrey told this really sexist joke.
The whimsical characters are just for us.
They're not even butch, manly cookies with...
They're not even butch, manly cookies with...
He's just so irresistible.
Wow, isn't it ironic that David would show up...
Is that why he's acting so weird? He's jealous?
Am I making you uncomfortable?
Without that, you just got "lame with women."
Yeah. You know, and given my lifelong search for irony...
Studies show that the movement and colors help their cerebral development.
- That was kind of rude. - Oh, I'm sorry.
What kind of a guy makes delicate French cookies? Huh?
But I really believe the most satisfying thing you can do with your life...
I, uh, hope you don't mind. I used some of my homemade lotion on Emma.
And fried chicken could be fricken.