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Courteney Cox, Jennifer Aniston, Lisa Kudrow, Matt LeBlanc, Matthew Perry, David Schwimmer, James Michael Tyler
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...but, um, then my mom killed herself, and my stepdad went to prison.
Joe, emus are birds. You raise them for meat.
...and beat the mustache off his face.
It'd just be another saucy anecdote...
Oh, "Pervert Parade"?
- So, fella! - Yeah?
My anaconda don't want none Unless you got buns, hun
Ride 'em, cowgirl!
...he can rattle a headboard like a sailor on leave.
Oh, God. Is that veal?
...because I was giving a makeover to that stupid hippie?
- Oh, yeah, she can't be herself. PHOEBE: Ugh.
My anaconda don't want none Unless you got bun, hun
Medical malpractice? Choked on his own mustache?
Wow, you, uh, seemed pretty insult by that.
You remember her, Michael. She's lovely, well-behave and single.
I had to! Imagine you were married and you found a tape of your wife...
I'm sure a man like Richard could see a tape like that and not be bother.
So you stole that tape from Richard's apartment?
You've never done that before. Daddy made you laugh, huh?
...I rap, um, heh...
Well, I sang. Actually...
...where, um, I lived in a burn-out Buick LeSabre for a while.
I realize you hadn't asked to hear it...
Thirteen bathrooms in this place, I threw up in the coat closet.
- Yeah, I bet. Look out! - Oh! Ow.
Who are, by the way, the most sinfully boring people I've ever met in my life.
So? They gotta die someday. Hello!
Oh! Well, maybe I'll join them sometime.
...just constantly tell her how amazing her son is.
Ha, ha, Monica, look, I don't think you and I have any secrets anymore.
He keeps a tape so he can look at it whenever he wants.
No, we're not together. We're definitely not a couple.
I mean, what good could possibly come from watching it?
And, um, anyway, now I'm a, um, freelance massage therapist...
Well, all right. Um, originally, I'm from upstate...
Get there faster!
This is about you and Richard. He's clearly not over you.
- It's so nice to finally meet you. - And you.
When a girl walks in With an itty-bitty waist
You're just a little-bitty baby, you know that? But you've got...
It'd just be another saucy anecdote...
Pretentious art. This huge, macho couch.
- Is he really? - He is so considerate of my feelings.
Look at this place. Why am I so intimidated by this guy?
[SINGING] Smelly cat, smelly cat
Pretentious art. This huge, macho couch.
[IN POSH ACCENT] "Phoebe."
It's just so insulting. Spring for a new blank tape, doctor!
So how come Richard's selling the place? Went bankrupt?
No, don't get me wrong. No, not in like a sissy way.
Well, all right. Um, originally, I'm from upstate...