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Courteney Cox, Jennifer Aniston, Lisa Kudrow, Matt LeBlanc, Matthew Perry, David Schwimmer, James Michael Tyler
1077
Note the painterly lines and subtle impasto on this canvas.
"Frontal temporal zygomatic craniotomy."
Caravaggio uses chiaroscuro here...
They're all professors, intellectuals. Paleontologists mostly.
But, you know, you pay a price. Now I'm this corporate stooge...
Put your face in the hole, lassie!
Until then, you need to keep your tadpole in the tank.
Apparently, my sperm have low motility...
Oh, they gave you the kiddie size.
She's a friend of mine and I made this big stink...
...to highlight the anguish of the central figure.
...and Joey's raw sexual magnetism...
I can't eat veal. I can't wear fur.
...Monet is not spel M-O-N-A-Y. I just...
It is not okay that I'm arouse by this now.
He had clearly memorize all this stuff to say...
There are so many things that she disapprove of.
Honey, you have principles, and I so admire that.
I feel like I owe you an explanation.
I just want to thank whoever knock on the door while I was in there.
- This has been torn up. - And taped back together.
Hey, Ross. That art stuff worked. You hook me up.
I don't want to get involve in your guys' relationship.
I mean, you saw someone you liked and you kiss them.
- Promise? - I promise.
...those nerds would get laid!
- I wrote that out phonetically for you. - Phonetically?
I don't ordinarily go around kissing guys at parties.
- Respectfully, Professor R. Geller. Hey. - Hi.
...they won't secretly videotape me and put it all over the Internet?
...he was talking about paintings that were nowhere around.
Besides, tomorrow we're doing those fertility tests.
Apparently, my sperm have low motility...
Oh, yeah, definitely. Definitely. Okay. What do you want to see first?
Well, do you care about friendship? I feel really strongly about this.
Her mind is totally acrimonious.
They're all professors, intellectuals. Paleontologists mostly.
Monet painted quickly, and usually outdoors...
So you gotta tell me exactly what to do there.
"Frontal temporal zygomatic craniotomy."
...that this is an evil, bloodsucking corporate machine.
Look, if you don't know what the word "acrimonious" means, just don't use it.
Note the painterly lines and subtle impasto on this canvas.
...and you have an inhospitable environment.
...from playing crummy guitar.
I have been crazed all day.
Oh, someone's a little cranky today because they have to do it in a cup. Ha, ha, ha.
I had a pretty hectic day at work too. Today I had to open a door and go:
Well, I'm kind of embarrassed. I really hope you don't think less of me.
...as his elusive subject was light itself.
"Frontal temporal zygomatic craniotomy."
We're probably fertile. Let's go home.