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Courteney Cox, Jennifer Aniston, Lisa Kudrow, Matt LeBlanc, Matthew Perry, David Schwimmer, James Michael Tyler
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Ah, the highroad.
...uncovering a birthmark right about there...
-...because of the doody parasites. - Okay, Michelle, it's time to go.
I'm having new headshot taken tomorrow.
[SINGING] Jeremiah was a bullfrog
- Curl my eyelash. - Yeah!
Swoop. Swoop.
And there's an anthropologist atschooL"
Your knuckle are kind of hairy too.
...who totally came on to me during the interdepartmental potluck dinner.
Just now, there was some woman at the coffeehouse smiled at me.
The photographer said she thinks I should have my eyebrow waxed.
You hear keys in the hall and you jump like a bronco coming out of the chute.
What are you taking amoxicillin for?
...much too literal rendition of "I Touch Myself."
I may be a sissy, but I'll still pound you into the ground.
-...because of the doody parasite. - Okay, Michelle, it's time to go.
"Yummy, yummy, yummy, I've got love in my tummy."
...so they know you're the funny one. I swoop in with interesting conversation...
Would you rather drown or be burned alive?
You know when "that's fine" sounds true? When someone yell it and spits.
...and everyone boo him off the stage. It was so funny.
Could it be a fade rose From days gone by?
The photographer said she thinks I should have my eyebrows wax.
Oh, God, Ross, this is just so mess up.
Last time, this adorable old man got up there, forgot all the words, flip out...
No, I totally disagree. I think it's fine for a guy to do something like that.
Because I fold it up and put it in my pants pocket.
- Well, it depend. - On?
- Only if I don't have to get up and sing. - But everybody sing. It's so fun.
- What the hell am I suppose to do?! - I will help you out...
Look, it hurt so bad, I could only let her do one eyebrow, and now...
I lie and I'm not sick either! Just stay behind the curtain!
Would you rather drown or be burn alive?
Single white male, divorce three times, two illegitimate children.
Just now, there was some woman at the coffeehouse smile at me.
And then the other day on the subway, a woman "accidentally" sat on my hand.
But if she wants to go out there kissing guys she barely knows, then so will I.
...and maybe this just doesn't make sense anymore.
- I've been looking for you everywhere. - Hello. Well, here I am.
Tonight we'll put all other things aside
Our balcony? Seriously?
I mean, you're obviously desperate.
- And you definitely should talk to Ross. - Or...
- Oh, absolutely. - Oh, good.
Once that spotlight hits you, it's so bright, you won't see anyone anyway.
- Now, this may sting just a little bit. - I have an extremely high threshold--
...who totally came on to me during the interdepartmental potluck dinner.
Exactly how contagious is this thing you have?
- In fact, this is the opposite of working. - Clearly.
...until she finds the one she wants, and I'm gonna die alone.
I'm not gonna lie to you, I'm pretty sick.
"Maybe if we put some lights out there they will."
This is my business associate Gavin being silly. Come out from behind there.
I mean, am I so unlovable?
Sure. Just give me a second to get all huffy and weird like you.
...who totally came on to me during the interdepartmental potluck dinner.
...so they'll see that I'm the brilliant, brooding sexy one.
Because you could tweeze circles around that sadistic bitch at the salon.
Listen, that was a pretty girlie hour we just spent.
Maybe that kiss was just an impulsive, one-time birthday thing.
Single white male, divorced three times, two illegitimate children.
Exactly how contagious is this thing you have?
For my next song, I think I'll sing something a little more upbeat, all right?
We should do something manly to make up for it.
"Yummy, yummy, yummy, I've got love in my tummy."
Oh, good. Because I was having a totally paranoid moment...
Hey, none of the sane ones wanted to come back with me!
Last time, this adorable old man got up there, forgot all the words, flipped out...
Fill in the skinny one so I don't look stupid for my pictures.
...much too literal rendition of "I Touch Myself."
Oh, what's the matter? You scared? You afraid I'm a better singer?