Name: My Own American Girl
Released: 2018-12-18
Cast: Sarah Chalke, Zach Braff, Donald Faison

1) echocardiogram

I'll get the x-ray, you two work on the echocardiogram,
2) toenail

I may have painted his toenail for funsies.
3) urinal

It's not like I thought those were some kind of new female urinal,
4) jealousy

If you can't muster up some sincere jealousy, don't even bother.
5) smack

I'm still not great at smack talk.
6) sucker

I would, but even though it was quite crowded when you sucker-punched me,
7) inmate

and do the annual inmate' physicals.
8) thigh

We become friends, but she smothers him with her thigh and frames me.
9) sect

My son was recently kicked out of his Hare Krishna sect
10) quo

Not only is the status quo good for work,
11) cheek

makes those ass cheek clench up so tight
12) lump

that you could shove a lump of coal up there and probably crap out a diamond.
13) streak

Elliot's unlucky streak continued with the head of Radiology.
14) outfit

Don't you love the outfit?
15) habit

some people have modified their work habit.
16) favour

I know that the very idea of you doing a favour for me
17) surgeon

- Ask me. - You're a surgeon.
18) traveller

You told me my patient had colitis, but it was traveller's diarrhoea.

1) flatten

Laverne, do you call me Marshmallow because I'm soft and easily flatten?
2) shove

I shove three feet up his pooper.
3) smother

We become friends, but she smother him with her thighs and frames me.
4) realise

when they realise exactly how inept you really are.
5) peg

I got you peg as one of those spineless types
6) remind

often it just remind you of feelings you've had all along.
7) steal

I just don't want it to get stolen, OK?
8) deserve

You four deserve all the credit, really.
9) screw

Remember that colon patient of mine that you screw up on?
10) drag

You know what I realised when I was drag my car door around?
11) engage

So, you're engage to that surgeon guy?
12) suppose

- It's not suppose to be true? - No.
13) kick

My son was recently kick out of his Hare Krishna sect
14) pour

Let it pour, big guy.
15) catch

The only difference is that by the third year nothing catch you by surprise.
16) deliver

I just deliver the cars. She's all yours.
17) respond

I'll only be respond to Doc, Doctor, Caesar or The Big Cheese,
18) grow

Why can't I just grow up? Why can't I be stronger?

1) unbelievably

You guys know that unbelievably handsome new anaesthesiologist?
2) oddly

and tried them and found them oddly comfortable.
3) financially

and then help him physically and financially bitch-slap you,
4) afterwards

Even if it did actually feel so damn good I changed my pants afterwards.
5) somewhat

it's also somewhat comforting.
6) apparently

apparently nobody saw it happen.
7) certainly

No, you certainly may not.
8) exactly

when they realise exactly how inept you really are.
9) alone

I wasn't gonna let my baby be here all alone with all sorts of guys
10) sometimes

Sometimes, all there is to do is ponder your shortcomings
11) finally

Or are you finally gonna get mad and do something about it?
12) quite

I would, but even though it was quite crowded when you sucker-punched me,
13) recently

My son was recently kicked out of his Hare Krishna sect
14) actually

You just cut people up. You don't actually know anything.
15) inside

while my heart is breaking inside.
16) along

I've been waiting for someone to come along, and here you are.
17) enough

Look, Gwyneth, you're old enough now to hear this from me.
18) often

often it just reminds you of feelings you've had all along.

1) spineless

I got you pegged as one of those spineless types
2) inept

when they realise exactly how inept you really are.
3) biliary

The abdominal CT would have shown biliary disease.
4) siamese

Because of the way I laid on top of you, I can say this is Siamese twins.
5) bleak

Things have just been so bleak lately.
6) aortic

The echo ruled out an aortic dissection.
7) embarrassing

That is so embarrassing for you.
8) needless

Needless to say, there were consequences.
9) jealous

- Turk, why don't you ever get jealous? - Woman, look at me.
10) adorable

He's adorable. Can I keep it?
11) uncomfortable

You said you were falling in love with me. When I get uncomfortable I hurl.
12) abdominal

Mrs Farr is still having acute abdominal pain.
13) recurring

You look great. Except the buzz cut is tapping into my recurring dream
14) crowded

I would, but even though it was quite crowded when you sucker-punched me,
15) upset

- Your voice is high when you're upset. - Rhetorical question, OK?
16) grateful

I'm actually grateful most things don't change.
17) mediterranean

Familial Mediterranean fever.
18) damn

Even if it did actually feel so damn good I changed my pants afterwards.

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