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00:20:33
Sarah Chalke, Zach Braff, Donald Faison
100
- Nice use of finagle. - Thanks.
What do you think? Extra groomsman?
- Where are the other bridesmaid? - They're out buying an eyebrow.
Wait. Look at those lesion on his peritoneum.
- Help me wax my brow. - Okey-dokey.
- Happy wedding, nerd. - Keep walking, dragon.
Can I get a Scotch?
There's a wedding brunch tomorrow.
And I jammed a salad fork two inches into my thigh
- We make finger puppet. - Don't mind Dr Turk here.
If you have any gut at all, you will show up at this wedding,
It's been four days, which, by the way, makes the beard all the more impressive.
- Just a club soda, I'm driving. - It's an open bar, cutie.
- Awesome. - Hold my gum.
You're not allowed to see me on our wedding day, you idiot.
Could you do us a quick favour?
and I hooked up with that grad student from Brazil?
Me and your roommate didn't really work out, but we're still friends.
Dude, there's a nervous bride, a woman I scorn,
I never would've gone home with you and sabotage everything I had with him.
My lips are bleed. Can you hand me a tissue?
- Did you dress me? - Fine. Carla scare me.
No music. I swear, I am this close to losing it.
I wonder how Sean took it when Elliot dump him.
I'm so sorry I mess everything up, baby.
You have to trust that whatever's suppose to happen will happen.
I, on the other hand, am the only person in the hospital not to be invite.
Honey, are you waking up?
I promise I wouldn't get emotional until after we took the pictures.
Other times, you've kind of seal your own fate.
It suck, doesn't it?
I guess, in the end, things seldom work out exactly the way you expect.
Girl, you are wear that dress.
Hey, baby. I got mix up. Is there still time if I race over there?
Somehow you always seem to end up with the person you're meant to be with.
The band got into them while we was wait for your sorry ass.
I was crying a lot and then I got really emotionally numb.
I guess, in the end, things seldom work out exactly the way you expect.
Technically, not if it's under ten seconds, dear.
What do you do with an appendix afterwards?
Somehow you always seem to end up with the person you're meant to be with.
Since Elliot left me, my life's fallen apart.
I guess, in the end, things seldom work out exactly the way you expect.
Sometimes fate is on your side.
He'll be fine. I can't believe you're actually getting married.
Other times, you've kind of sealed your own fate.
Everybody, we're gonna get started soon,
Marriage is overrated. Jordan and I aren't married and we get along great.
- Thanks for helping out. - I'm only going as far as the dumpster.
I didn't end things because I was freaking out about us living together.
I'll ask someone else.
- Do you ever miss the ladies? - A little.
- Can I have a ride home? - Well, sure.
Can we at least have sex?
Marriage is overrated. Jordan and I aren't married and we get along great.
Perform an exploratory laparotomy. I need a phone.
Is this noticeable?
Where's the fuzzy cover for my one wood?
Dude, there's a nervous bride, a woman I scorned,
It's been four days, which, by the way, makes the beard all the more impressive.
He's excited because he's getting married today.
So, call me if you ever wanna get drunk and have sex.
I promised I wouldn't get emotional until after we took the pictures.
I'll just stand here and be quiet for a little while.
Technically, not if it's under ten seconds, dear.
- You're such an amazing friend. - Don't do this.
Dude, that pickup line you gave me for all the Spanish chicks is not working.
What do you think? Extra groomsman?
but if you just hold on for a few minutes, everything will be perfect.
Worst-case scenario, I'm a little late.
He'll be fine. I can't believe you're actually getting married.
It'll cost double what you paid us for the church.