Adverbs

• 1) occasionally

  Bob-O, is it possible that you're occasionally a decent human being

• 2) perfectly

  it gives them false hope. So you have to do it perfectly.

• 3) aside

  The reason I'm gurney-surfing, aside from the fact that it's bitching,

• 4) definitely

  Now we're definitely not flirting.

• 5) apart

  Now, the only thing that sets me apart is that my beeper plays,

• 6) twice

  I've only gone outside my house twice. Once on an airplane

• 7) exactly

  Well done, there, Barbie. You're now exactly where you were three years ago.

• 8) alone

  I don't know why Carla wants me to wear a cumberbund, let alone a red one.

• 9) sometimes

  Sometimes the answer you get is the one you least expect.

• 10) finally

  - It finally happened! - A double prizer?

• 11) forward

  so I can be your best man after all. I'm looking forward to it. Call me.

• 12) late

  I'm running late this morning.

• 13) actually

  Actually, it goes a little lower.

• 14) later

  - How about later? - Later's no good.

• 15) quick

  No idea, but the fountains are nice. And security? Quick as bunnies.

• 16) though

  Even though, God says it's supposed to be one.

• 17) often

  But more often than not,

• 18) far

  OK, so far no epiphanies.