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00:19:59
Sarah Chalke, Zach Braff, Donald Faison
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that you get a crinkle above your nose when you look at me like I'm nuts,
Sweetie, it's five to nine, and my Denver omelette's not gonna make itself.
- Why is your mouth red? - Duct tape, morgue drawer.
- Is that a frown? - What else you got?
And all I've got so far is "Let's give it up for the caterer. Good chicken."
- Have you been working on your vow? - Define "work."
Sweetie, it's five to nine, and my Denver omelette's not gonna make itself.
Sweetheart, I slept like a log.
- I see a beer gut. On me, not her. - I hope so.
I'll buy a whole new wardrobe. To pay for it, we'll sell one of your shoes.
I'm only gonna let you out if you admit that you're my mentor.
Why don't you get a hotel room, pour some nice champagne, get in a tub,
that it takes you 90 minutes to order a sandwich,
- It was a classic. - Yeah, dude.
Oh, my God, my future brother-in-law is an evil genius.
- Or we could shoot rats at the dump. - Dammit. She's perfect on paper.
I don't buy into all that new-agey crap.
- No hard feelings, bra? - There's hard feelings.
Or how she's the only person I know who sneeze with her eyes open.
But you know what's really weird? None of that stuff scare me, not even...
I convinced her to dump her boyfriend, and then realise I don't want her.
Once you embrace a relationship and decide you're in,
Which remind me, Jimmy's mom called and if you guys win the big game today,
Maybe I don't feel I deserve Elliot because I have low self-esteem.
that after a day with you I can still smell your perfume on my clothes,
Secondly, you always seem to have some insight into why I'm so mess up.
I refuse to be judged by a grown man wearing a hockey jersey.
I'm only gonna let you out if you admit that you're my mentor.
I chase Elliot for three years. Now I don't want her.
maybe we can focus on what this wedding weekend is suppose to be about.
There were babies before you, but I promise you, baby,
Most guys would've caught me. I love that you didn't.
- You haven't broken up with her yet. - I've decide to stay with her forever.
Baby, that suck, cos I was gonna totally blow you away.
I assume you're saying "Let me out or I'll kill you." Not gonna happen.
I'd stay out of his way. He lost the election for union president.
Chew louder.
She doesn't have to get up till nine, and she's an incredibly heavy sleeper.
No, it's just nice to hear it out loud.
You and your mother are basically the same person.
Unfortunately for me, I wasn't in love with Elliot.
Oh, my God, that board meeting went on forever.
But even though it was gonna be tough, I knew exactly what I had to do.
I just love the way you drift off in your head sometimes.
It's so great to finally be able to call you my boyfriend.
someone I had recently been intimate with.
you want the rest of your life to start as soon as possible.
You have enough trouble getting along.
See you later.
from someone whose fianc?e is currently speaking to him.
The weird thing is, though,
And all I've got so far is "Let's give it up for the caterers. Good chicken."
God, we have so much history together.
If you want someone to fight with, you have to find someone else.
You have so much Botox in your expressionless face I can't tell.
I have uncontrollable hostility towards small rodents.
If your life was on the line you couldn't squeeze one eloquent thought
I don't have testicular cancer.
You are an unpredictable, passionate person
One time I saw my mom knock my father unconscious with a frying pan.
It was so dull, I had to read pamphlets just to stay awake.
Why not say you felt that way, dumb ass?
someone I had recently been intimate with.
It's killing me that I could be hurting her. You're a very loud chewer.
We're getting married tomorrow. Why aren't you excited?
But you know what's really weird? None of that stuff scares me, not even...
But even though it was gonna be tough, I knew exactly what I had to do.
I refuse to be judged by a grown man wearing a hockey jersey.
- I like stupid movies. - Let's rent Kangaroo Jack tonight.
- It's for us. You suck at Scrabble. - Do I look mad?
- That's a fantastic idea. Isn't it? - Super.
What the...? It's like a mechanical vice.