Name: My Dirty Secret
Released: 2018-12-18
Cast: Sarah Chalke, Zach Braff, Donald Faison

1) bingle

You practically tore him a new bingle-bore.
2) bedpan

Got a gross of bedpan here. And where should I pick up my medal?
3) gherkin

Why, does he have a spinkle in his gherkin?
4) trepidation

I know there's trepidation when you talk about surgery near the penis.
5) locksmith

I need to get a key. I need to call a locksmith.
6) fella

Hey, fella. What's the good word?
7) vomit

Then I head back home, where I'm greeted by the faint musk of baby vomit
8) musk

Then I head back home, where I'm greeted by the faint musk of baby vomit
9) biologist

Elliot and her marine biologist boyfriend at it again.
10) bedside

No, you're not. Captain Bedside here is trying to say
11) gutter

Quick pause on the gutter talk. Catherine, hallway.
12) incontinence

There are possible side effects, but the incontinence goes away.
13) wasp

- Are you two WASPs? - Episcopalian. Why?
14) repression

How am I supposed to reverse 26 years of uptight repression?
15) hallway

Perhaps you should wait out in the hallway.
16) scar

How'd you get that giant scar on your leg?
17) lad

I go ahead and dig in because I do love the lad
18) stall

Those are, at best, a stall.

1) gutt

Is that a cat being gutt by a fishing knife?
2) hallucinate

I've hallucinate. I spent a day inside that wall thinking I was a mermaid.
3) kidnap

But she never fired him, even after he kidnap her and took her to Acapulco.
4) greet

Then I head back home, where I'm greet by the faint musk of baby vomit
5) shave

I don't mind that they've shave me already.
6) beg

Really? Mr Ferguson's corpse beg to differ.
7) swear

I swore I wouldn't do this.
8) realise

OK, so there's that. I realise I let you down before.
9) restart

All I wanna do before I restart this whole glorious cycle is
10) tear

You practically tore him a new bingle-bore.
11) admit

Admitted with a COPD exacerbation.
12) suppose

How am I suppose to reverse 26 years of uptight repression?
13) lie

But when I lay that beautiful woman down onto our bed to make love...
14) treat

Sexual dysfunction can be treat with anything from Viagra to a penis pump.
15) catch

Parachute pants. It got caught in the zipper.
16) suck

Loose debris can get suck up into the air-conditioning vents.
17) respond

He respond well to antibiotics
18) lose

and how I would be lost without her.

1) proportionately

Proportionately everything seems much grander.
2) practically

You practically tore him a new bingle-bore.
3) sometime

I was thinking I could make it up to you by maybe babysitting sometime.
4) apparently

but apparently that's not in Jordan's definition of "pulling your weight".
5) eventually

I know I will probably have to have this surgery eventually,
6) twice

- I only did that like twice in my life. - Same here.
7) forth

I run back and forth for 18 hours a day
8) absolutely

Not until I absolutely have to.
9) perhaps

Perhaps you should wait out in the hallway.
10) actually

- We're actually saying "black" now. - I was right, Catherine.
11) though

So great. How about this, though?
12) far

so, so far, I'm a pretty happy camper.
13) fast

If I find time to write an order for bedpans, I write it fast.
14) together

Come on, Perry. Get it together.
15) else

- Pick someone else to annoy. - I don't pick 'em. They pick me.
16) ago

You did the "hey, idiot" thing to me, like, six months ago.
17) ever

What does bother me is that no one is ever allowed to make fun of you.
18) least

Shouldn't you at least buy her breakfast?

1) uptight

How am I supposed to reverse 26 years of uptight repression?
2) untouchable

Untouchable, eh?
3) proverbial

and a proverbial clown car full of sick people.
4) parachute

Parachute pants. It got caught in the zipper.
5) pelvic

Mrs Cantwell, just a quick pelvic exam.
6) imaginary

and I won't have to waste a day granting the wishes of imaginary fishermen.
7) uncomfortable

It's not my fault dirty stuff makes me uncomfortable.
8) ridiculous

This just isn't fair. Not fair at all. It's ridiculous.
9) weird

The weird thing is, even though it's natural, sex can make us uncomfortable.
10) careful

Careful. You better be careful, cos I'm Carla.
11) loose

Loose debris can get sucked up into the air-conditioning vents.
12) sad

- Is it sad? - Her vagina.
13) romantic

Turk, how can you not think this idea is so romantic?
14) emotional

I'm sorry, Doctors, but she gets a little emotional.
15) tough

Man, that's tough.
16) stupid

- You're stupid. - You're just embarrassing yourself.
17) satisfied

It's funny. You've never really satisfied a woman.
18) mad

Carla from the block thing she does when she's mad?

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