Name: My Fifteen Seconds
Released: 2018-12-18
Cast: Sarah Chalke, Zach Braff, Donald Faison

1) organophosphate

We found organophosphate in your system.
2) whoosh

and whoosh, guess who's ear-deep in mint chocolate chip ice cream?
3) paediatrics

I was in paediatrics and it was just the wallpaper.
4) stethoscope

that the discount stethoscope you ordered are uncomfortably tight.
5) whack

Whack-a-newbie!
6) hernia

Sir, I wanted to talk to you about that hernia seminar...
7) waffle

It's waffle time, it's waffle time
8) broccoli

Dude, my broccoli is hot.
9) pineapple

Thank God. Do you wanna get some pineapple pizza?
10) bastard

what are you doing with my little boy, you sick, sick bastard?
11) listener

A quick note for all my comatose listener out there.
12) pesticide

Have you had any exposure to pesticide?
13) vest

That's what I think so maybe you should just DIC the vest
14) stripe

then some fashion Nazi says pear-shaped people shouldn't wear stripe
15) pear

then some fashion Nazi says pear-shaped people shouldn't wear stripes
16) landlord

- What brings Ms Tracy to us? - Her landlord found her passed out.
17) favour

Really? This morning I asked you to do me a favour involving my mother.
18) dome

I'll let you take a free whack at my dome.

1) embarrass

Headachey and embarrass my landlord saw me in granny panties.
2) puke

Oh, I can't go to the carnival. I puke at carnivals. A lot.
3) puncture

Sweet dancing Jehovah, I've puncture my brain.
4) rupture

All right, people, listen up. Dr Kelso has rupture both his eardrums.
5) stabilize

Mrs Koenings stabilize, so DIC the Posey vest.
6) infect

Sorry! If that gets infect, I'm a doctor.
7) utter

I hate you so much, every time you utter my name,
8) whisper

while your lips whisper, "No, no" but your eyes scream, "Yes! Yes!"
9) steer

- Have I ever steer you wrong? - Who suggested this?
10) melt

If it's not melt, it hits you in the face.
11) realise

The young doctor realise he hadn't seen the girl naked in the light yet.
12) remind

Come on, it remind me of my sexiest kiss.
13) wax

- I wax my legs at home last night. - How did that go?
14) dump

Me? No, never. My fianc? dump me.
15) nail

what with him having nail Jordan and all.
16) kick

- I bet you listened to her. - I kick her ass out the OR.
17) venture

you venture into his side of the house.
18) bet

- I bet you listened to her. - I kicked her ass out the OR.

1) uncomfortably

that the discount stethoscopes you ordered are uncomfortably tight.
2) stunningly

Once there was a beautiful girl, who met a stunningly handsome young doctor.
3) ultimately

Ultimately, it keeps you in the moment.
4) personally

You can't take this personally. Doctors don't listen to anyone.
5) obviously

The only reason I didn't ring the bell is that the game is obviously rigged.
6) apparently

I contacted the manufacturer but apparently, he's decided
7) exactly

Sometimes the best thing to do is to say exactly what's in your heart.
8) sometimes

Sometimes the best thing to do is to say exactly what's in your heart.
9) finally

When you finally realise what they were trying to say,
10) deep

Our honeymoon, standing waist deep in the ocean...
11) instead

and instead of drinking whiskey through my son's sippy cup,
12) outside

Am I really the boss of everybody outside?
13) actually

I'm actually at a carnival with you, surrounded by...
14) inside

I think I'll probably just go inside and wash my feet.
15) enough

- Isn't it enough that I'm reading it? - I'm sorry.
16) later

OK, sure. We can totally talk later.
17) far

Stunning. Look, Tammy, as far as your love life goes,
18) together

They had so much fun together, they felt like kids again.

1) quivering

I couldn't care less who's laying your quivering body down by the fire,
2) nerdy

doesn't mean you can use my guest room for your nerdy, G-rated sexcapades.
3) projectile

I'm about to set a new record for projectile vomiting.
4) waffle

It's waffle time, it's waffle time
5) numb

Don't lump us together with numb-nuts.
6) insensitive

It sounds insensitive, but the truth is, it's all the time you need.
7) rectal

Dr Dorian, Dr Turk is free for his rectal exam.
8) indonesian

They also said you mixed Art Deco with Indonesian antiques.
9) upset

- I don't like her to be right. - You're upset about your sister...
10) deaf

There you are, you deaf bastard.
11) sudden

All of a sudden, there it was, 18 months of it being called Little Buddy.
12) stunning

Stunning. Look, Tammy, as far as your love life goes,
13) fake

You know, compared to the fake one I sent back to him. Oops.
14) brilliant

- Come on. - Be brilliant today.
15) weird

- That is weird. - I'll tell you what.
16) rough

...been a couple of rough months.
17) romantic

Why don't you just tell me a story? Something romantic.
18) stupid

You stupid mother...

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