Name: My Rule of Thumb
Released: 2018-12-18
Cast: Sarah Chalke, Zach Braff, Donald Faison

1) peon

Some peon from surgery's gonna do your pre-op then you're good to go.
2) inflection

Where was he, what inflection did he use, was he drinking?
3) disdain

but I say skip it and we continue in our state of mutual disdain.
4) incision

He's gotta make the incision, cut the wrong artery, panic,
5) tortilla

My cousins will throw tortilla in the air and fire their guns.
6) morals

Our generation has the same morals and values as yours.
7) jock

I think your fianc? is a self-involved, bobble-headed jock-itch
8) sweetheart

Don't worry, sweetheart, this'll be over in a second.
9) slack

- How long is this surgery gonna take? - Cut the guy some slack.
10) altar

I'm also wearing a cape and I'll stand on the altar like...
11) karate

but no sparring in karate class for two months.
12) champ

Hey, champ, what has two thumbs and doesn't give a crap?
13) fairness

For fairness' sake, I've decided to do your end of the conversation.
14) ghetto

Elliot. You ain't as ghetto as you think you are!
15) locker

Hey... Don't open your locker for the next couple of days.
16) outfit

- Same job, different outfit. - True dat.
17) cousin

My cousin will throw tortillas in the air and fire their guns.
18) breeze

like a cool breeze that lifts the spirits of everyone it touches.

1) shuck

well, they're just gonna say: "Aw, shuck. That's what it is."
2) practise

Danni, can you have the guys practise in the other room please?
3) shack

I shack up with a man before I was married, too. His name was Jesus.
4) expire

all those days of vacation you saved up expire right...
5) realise

...face reality and realise things are never gonna change between us.
6) heal

Your kidney's heal enough to release you,
7) pose

Three of them pose like that for their yearbook photos. I paid for that.
8) remind

Who does his daughter always remind me of?
9) attach

you spend time with your patients and get emotionally attach.
10) invest

This is why you shouldn't get emotionally invest in your patients.
11) suppose

and get one look at that space where your heart was suppose to be,
12) slip

It slip.
13) lift

like a cool breeze that lift the spirits of everyone it touches.
14) crash

- How's it going? - I'm crash at your place tonight.
15) throw

Get your arm off me before I throw that phone in the street.
16) prove

that's prove they're up to the responsibility.
17) strike

I taught him that. Well struck, Barry.
18) teach

I taught him that. Well struck, Barry.

1) terminally

It's always hard to work with terminally ill patients.
2) emotionally

This is why you shouldn't get emotionally invested in your patients.
3) permanently

She's not moving in permanently. She's just crashing for a while.
4) absolutely

Absolutely not. Now make me a sandwich.
5) exactly

on figuring out exactly what a black hole is,
6) sometimes

Don't people sometimes pay for sex?
7) finally

I finally have a liver with your name on it.
8) quite

You picked her, so I'm quite sure she is so very nice.
9) kind

which I guess is kind of nice, I don't even know any more.
10) enough

who is not good enough for you. Not now, not ever.
11) half

but if it is half as much fun as buying one, sign me up.
12) though

- Careful, though, Randall got loose. - Who?
13) ago

Ted, I meant to tell you eight months ago,
14) ever

who is not good enough for you. Not now, not ever.
15) once

Once in a while you have to throw all the rules out the window
16) always

At Sacred Heart, there are certain things you can always count on.
17) never

but you've never told me what you think of him.
18) again

Thanks again, Ted. How'd you get through 60 pages so quickly?

1) insensitive

You're a typical surgeon. As a rule you guys are insensitive and egotistical,
2) shocking

To break the pattern, you need something shocking to happen.
3) touching

Holy cow, I get it. I gotta collect myself. That's very touching.
4) unexpected

with no unexpected complications, please.
5) curious

- No reason. Trying to learn. - Just curious. I love you.
6) drunk

You know what? I'm glad he was drunk.
7) loose

- Careful, though, Randall got loose. - Who?
8) stupid

It's Turk's stupid rule. I don't wanna talk about it.
9) fundamental

Now I feel like I've missed out on one of the fundamental experiences of life
10) mutual

but I say skip it and we continue in our state of mutual disdain.
11) ethnic

Oh, God, I wish I was ethnic.
12) exciting

This is so exciting. The closest I've ever come to breaking the law
13) permanent

you've got yourself a permanent roomie.
14) fresh

Gosh, I'm sorry, we're fresh out of those.
15) soft

Downy soft.
16) interesting

That's interesting. It's gibberish, but it's interesting.
17) dark

Hey, Bob-O, now when the dark prince does finally call you home,
18) excellent

Excellent work, everyone.

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