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00:21:49
Seth MacFarlane
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Go ahead. Try and stick your pinkie in there. It can't be done.
I had an appointment with the horse whisperer?
Two Christmases ago, I soaked it in teriyaki sauce and ate it.
You're gonna have to do the horse chore, 'cause I'm broken.
Boy, it's a good thing I don't have testes,
Like pouring ketchup on my head?
I can't eat a bagel right now. It's Passover.
We've been playing Animal Midwife for two years.
Ah, scaredy fart, huh?
All right, just birth the ferret baby and put it in the bucket.
I gotta go poop and puke so I can fit in my jockey pants.
We're nerd! Kill us!
♪ And he's shining a salute to the American race ♪
[ Grunts ] I am gonna go spit on the jockey.
you dumb Irish bastard.
Why the hell did you circle your horse? It's a total loser.
Roger? You're a jockey?
and then at the last second he grabs his whip and--
- What is it? - This horse says you molest him.
I'm shoving recycled couch stuffing up my Jack Johnson...
Honey, don't do that. Horses don't like to be poke in the eye.
Two Christmases ago, I soak it in teriyaki sauce and ate it.
Hey, Frannie, you wanna come cheer me on at the track?
Snot's trap under Tuttle's fat ass. That's not your father.
and then at the last second he grab his whip and--
or we're screw. [ Horse Galloping ]
Let's just pray that for once when we get there, he doesn't turn out to be me.
Oh, you're a lot of fun. Glad I invite you.
Although it's in peak physical shape, its mind is shot.
Okay, I bet all your money on you to win.
♪ Where I learned street talk and then taught to hawk New York ♪
People are losing their jobs, their homes and their life savings,
[ Man Whimpering ] ♪ I grew up on the sidewalk ♪
Stan spend $400 a week in gas for his S.U.V.
Yeah, I guess you're right.
Two Christmases ago, I soaked it in teriyaki sauce and ate it.
[ Woman Screams ] ♪ And the thought takes place uptown ♪
Luckily, I know a guy who might be able to help us.
If you watched the race, it was perfectly clear!
Unfortunately, there isn't going to be a next week.
Well, Klaus, we certainly still have the brain-switching technology down at the C.I.A.
[ Grunts ] Hey! I didn't get to do that earlier.
it's Well I'll Be A Son Of A Bitch... finishing dead last!
What are you talking about? Instead of switching my brain with a human,
I think we can actually win this thing.
We got into this together. We'll get out of it together.
Hey, check out what else I can do.
Two Christmases ago, I soaked it in teriyaki sauce and ate it.
I'm so sorry. How can I ever make it up to you?
I sure hope this works. [ Stan ] You heard what the horse whisperer said.
Let's just pray that for once when we get there, he doesn't turn out to be me.
Nice guy. Always smiling.
You never even haul anything.
I'm afraid this horse will never race again.
A full release ensures a rejuvenative rest and promotes a winning attitude.
and play "let's watch your mom sober up before she has to get to her nursing job."
What's wrong, bud? I wish I had like a rival jockey or something...
No, she's not just pissed. She's disappointed. And that's worse.
you dumb Irish bastard.
You need to get rid of that S.U.V. and get a hybrid right away.
Ooh, fancy.
What? So she's pissed. Everybody's pissed. It's weird times these days.
You are in a rough mood.
Careful. One hoof at a time. Good! You're doing it!
Hey, you know, I used to do odd jobs...
Sorry. I only have one emotional level to my voice!
to save this stupid thing?
Dear Lord, I hope you're not still mad at us humans...
Gonna be exciting.
Oh, I was doing dangerous drugs last night,
You boys have done a fantastic job.
It's so efficient. And the radio only gets N.P.R.