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00:21:55
Seth MacFarlane
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Everything gives me a rager lately.
There's a scuff on the baseboard in the hallway...
He's gonna kill us. How's that boner now, Snot?
You took the drone! I don't know what you're talking about!
Need booze. [ Gasping ]
So long, sucker!
like an oil refinery or a hospital ship.
When I left, this briefcase was here.
[ Imitating Sean Connery ] Sweetheart, I'll have a mangotini, shaken not stirred.
♪ And he's shining a salute to the American race ♪
I can-- No! The Chinese mafia!
Roger, we've been sitting on this runway for 16 hours.
[ All Gasp ] The prophecy has been fulfilled.
I'm gonna get me whatever's in that bird feeder across the way.
and an automatic litter box.
Look, Steve, I know a mechanic who doesn't ask questions.
Oh. But I gave you a piece of Orbits gum the other day. You were fine with that.
Wait. We only have two missile.
Snot vouch for them. I'm sure it's--
Oh, good. My dad trusted me and I betray him.
[ All Gasp ] The prophecy has been fulfil.
I'm beg you, change back into your Caitlin costume.
I swear, it has never been easier to be a cat.
Orbits gum, Orbits gum, Orbits gum.
- Where's the plane you stole? - Oh, that thing? Yeah, we sold it to Tim.
And I just renew the parking sticker.
[ Imitating Sean Connery ] Sweetheart, I'll have a mangotini, shake not stirred.
That-- That is mess up.
I'm trap on a plane, and I can't get a drink.
All right, people, I'm done screw around.
They took it. They took everything that wasn't nail to the floor,
My middle name is Miracle, 'cause I was born attach to a dead twin...
They hang out in a warehouse in Chinatown, Third and Franklin.
who had a second butt where his mouth was suppose to be.
Now, I recall a conversation about me going to the newsstand...
Next up on Burn a Scale Model of my House,
But subconsciously, I think I just wanted to come home and get these painkillers.
Oh, my God! I'm becoming uncomfortably lucid.
They literally cut off your ass...
Wait. So you have the house all to yourself? Like overnight?
And these new jean shorts are definitely an accomplice.
Great. That could take forever. I'm going to the newsstand.
Don't worry, Mom. When you get back, the house will be exactly as you left it.
All set for your first weekend home alone?
We've finally been cleared for takeoff. Oh, thank God.
It's actually a very nice ceremony.
You sure there's nothing else you wanna work on?
I mean when you were little and I told you there was nothing you could ever do...
You sure there's nothing else you wanna work on?
at least one of us can fly free.
Dude, you're only young once.
Of course he is. He's never given us any reason not to trust him.
Here we go again with the damn Orbits gum.
It's gone! Did someone take your lunch too?
Wow! Uncensored nudity. This game must be from Japan.
[ Pilot On P.A. ] Folks, we've got an unidentified aircraft in the vicinity.
Look, I don't care if you're all tired and uncomfortable.
God! This is ridiculous.
You are that little angel, dumb-ass. Oh.
I told you. Get your own damn trail mix.
Remember I told you being stupid was gonna start gettin' painful?
But she was okay.
Isn't this exciting, Stan?
I'm proud of you, Son. My trust was well placed.
It's an exact replica of our house key.
Look. SkyMall has an automatic cat feeder...
Oh, and a small plastic bag and some industrial solvent.
My middle name is Miracle, 'cause I was born attached to a dead twin...
Yeah. But it's got some fat kid in the window.
Tell me who did this. Chinese mafia.
It's actually a very nice ceremony.
My middle name is Miracle, 'cause I was born attached to a dead twin...