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00:21:54
Seth MacFarlane
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I guess I should go release the rice cooker from the internment camp.
Francine, if it takes a thousand years of loneliness and misery...
[ Together ] Shot-for-shot remake of the movie Mannequin!
♪ And he's shining a salute to the American race ♪
It starts with brunch and gets progressively more romantic as it goes.
My God. A great nation defeated by an army of gardener and boring people.
[ Groans ] You choc-blocked me, bro!
Mmm! This French toast is so good.
Mm-hmm. Maybe I should work up an appetite.
It ends with us doing something so dirty, we'll both have intestinal distress for a month.
Wait! This is the dishwasher warranty!
She tastes like a ball gag!
where the mannequin turns into a living transvestite,
I've been keeping my gum in its mouth.
[ Sizzling ] Mmm, bacon.
Where are the other two guys? And did you at least put my ladder back?
The refrigerator manual?
because future armor protects everyone from the mid-calf up.
Hayley, I overslept. Where's your mom?
I piddle some, here on the rug.
You bastard!
I'm Stan, just a more evolve Stan.
If you ruin this for me, I swear to God--
This is the face I'm gonna do when they freeze me.
I'm awesome! But you tore up the contract.
You deserve better, dog.
My God. A great nation defeat by an army of gardeners and boring people.
But once I relax, I was surprised how much I liked it.
I can't belie you lie to me about ripping up that contract.
[ Grunts ] What's going on? I realize I have been selfish.
I bet you haven't even considered what to get me for Valentine's Day tomorrow.
You promise me!
She taste like a ball gag!
I've also decide to join you in that lovers' coffin.
A Stan who spent a thousand lonely years without you, man,
What happen to breakfast in bed?
I have not remotely understood one of these Japanese games.
And besides, he's only here to train me for the future war!
So take these things apart and learn how they function,
You go underground and I go shooting into the air,
Got it. You don't have to tell me twice. I remember it exactly.
like do I ever truly fall in love?
I know this situation isn't exactly ideal for you.
I'm going back to bed alone. Francine.
Sometimes I think you're the dummy.
for me to finally understand how to treat you, then so be it.
This actually turned out to be a really nice Valentine's Day.
Bye-bye! See you soon!
♪ What's good enough for you is good enough for me ♪
You're the first thing I've ever created that really made me feel like an artist.
Where are the other two guys? And did you at least put my ladder back?
But once I relaxed, I was surprised how much I liked it.
You always put yourself first.
You never think about me, do you?
Did you put googly eyes on the Roomba?
Look at you four. Fat, nerdy, smart-mouthed, Asian.
I know. And what happened to dressing up on airplanes and handwritten thank-you notes?
I get it, and I'm gonna start being attentive to your wants and needs.
It ends with us doing something so dirty, we'll both have intestinal distress for a month.
Unbelievable!
[ Roger ] Cut! Awful!
But once I relaxed, I was surprised how much I liked it.
It starts with brunch and gets progressively more romantic as it goes.
Damn it! Why did I join that stupid cyborg program?
Yeah. It's like a mix of Mexican and Canadian.
The evil machines of the future are based on today's electronics, okay?
I'd rather do another one of my uncle's secret basement movies,
Francine, that is so sweet.
Look at you four. Fat, nerdy, smart-mouthed, Asian.
The treasure's ours. We're rich, baby, just like we talked about.
Dead lady!
Look at you four. Fat, nerdy, smart-mouthed, Asian.