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00:21:54
Seth MacFarlane
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Go tongue-blast his baloney hole!
That's a dukie in an Indian headdress. Racist.
Boy, did you see a short giraffe with a mouthful of muffin?
Or-Or you could force me to be your chauffeur slave.
That bartender Mia told me where you'd be. She remembered you, Roger.
without so many pubic hairs in the bathtub?
a fruit cup, unless it's mostly honeydew melon,
Wait. Can this be a dream? [ Klaus ] Who stole the tart?
Two lubricant down this way, por favor.
You're funny, man. Order me the hamburger salad.
Sure! And I'll throw in some sucker!
♪ And he's shining a salute to the American race ♪
He's super fun, great kisser. Stan, you old bastard, get in here.
Hey, bro, I wouldn't be too bro up about her.
What a jerk. We need to take him down a peg.
three sausage links, a cup of cottage cheese with a drizzle of honey,
Yo, yo! I stopped for burger after I choked it.
and a side of toast barely browned, closer to bread than toast,
You perv!
He's my best friend, and I-- I betray him.
Yo, yo! I stopped for burgers after I choke it.
By the way, Francine said she was poop, so she went to the spa for a mud bath.
I shave. I'm here for our date.
Hey, Stan. Just remind you tomorrow's our drive up to wine country.
Wait. Can this be a dream? [ Klaus ] Who stole the tarts?
[ Thinking ] No. I say we mess with Steve without using our powers.
Help! We're trap in this elevator!
So you admit it! You kissed Roger! What?
Uh, get-get a little closer. You bend down kind of at an angle.
You don't have to get divorce and sell the attic...
[ Muttering ] Hey, wake up! Can't you do that somewhere else?
Anyhoo, I bet you decided not to tell Stan.
I got you one. We can rate the wines we taste.
I paid for the chocolates you got caught stealing at the winery.
Anyhoo, I bet you decide not to tell Stan.
because next to the name, I drew a butt taking a dukie.
and a side of toast barely browned, closer to bread than toast,
Yeah. You ruined a perfectly fine dress...
I lost my wallet somewhere in this thieving town.
Thank you, Roger. If we get out of here, we're gonna be best friends forever.
[ Announcer ] Previously on American Dad.
This is exactly what we're talking about.
Leave him alone, Francine. Roger's a true friend.
Just like being around it. Study it, appreciate it. Use it sometimes.
Play along. Finally! [ Grunting ]
Not in my book. That makes it especially not okay.
Steve, it's almost 1:00.
He's super fun, great kisser. Stan, you old bastard, get in here.
Actually, I think he should know. Why?
Uh, get-get a little closer. You bend down kind of at an angle.
Play along. Finally! [ Grunting ]
I mean, come on! Later, dumb ass.
Are we going too far with this?
But don't drive too fast. I need about 15 for a little Steve time.
I lost my wallet somewhere in this thieving town.
- Really? - Yes, all the sordid details.
without so many pubic hairs in the bathtub?
It was more than a dream, Klaus. It was a lucid dream.
Also a heroin lover in case anyone wants to schedule a poppy tour.
But it didn't mean anything. It was just a drunken slip-up.
This is ridiculous!
Hey, Pinkerton, you're giving everyone an "A" on this dumb lab.
Thinking's what rational people do.
and buy something to commemorate our remarkable friendship.
I'm getting drunk off my ass. Very nice.
How clumsy of me. I'm still getting used to my artificial foot.
Well, this'll be your fall secret. Seasonal secrets.
Those damn Sweet Petes! You have any trouble with them last night?
Of course, it's no surprise. He's just not romantic.
I made a stupid, drunk mistake, and it'll never happen again.
We're friends. It's okay to kiss hello. What's a kiss? Nothing!
Stan, this is crazy. He kissed me, and then he buried me alive!