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00:21:54
Seth MacFarlane
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Every shot's a nice shot with a McGregor tranq gun.
Hayley coming in with a groaner. Nice.
Prepare olfactory system for flatulence. Flatulence denied.
If you want to check out my meatball in this thing, go right ahead. I'm your dad.
Stan, can you please just put a jumpsuit on like the rest of us?
Something good! I mean, you rented out the amphitheater for Steve's birthday.
- And you do have a history of holding grudge. - What? No, I don't.
Get the waiter's-- [ Bleeps ] out of your mouth and get up here.
Nothing set in stone, although I'm pretty sure these scorpion are going in Steve's butt.
My running regimen is killing my lower back.
Due to recent financial hardship,
♪ And he's shining a salute to the American race ♪
Insults in the form of jokes.
An inmate has escaped from the Bang Kwang prison in Thailand.
Steroids. Cooked-down Afrin.
And under it, it reads, "Diarrhea equals Rhea Perlman." [ Stan, Laughing ] No!
We'll dress up nice, throw a few good-natured barb your way.
Come on out, you thieving bastard! Dad!
♪ ♪ [ Stops ] You guys all got up and insult me...
We inspire him to better himself.
Paste application approve.
Why are you laugh? That wasn't funny.
This is the first piece of paper I haven't sexually assault in years.
I'm-- I'm letting it wash over me.
An inmate has escape from the Bang Kwang prison in Thailand.
Settle down, everyone. Who threw that?
How's it feel, Hayley? Not too bueno, I bet. Okay, now do Steve.
Hayley, you're not very smart, and you smoke a lot of pot.
Oh, my God! We've been rob!
and I decide it was time for a change.
Well, the person you describe in graphic detail and in decent joke form...
You know what, forget the iced tea. I'm gonna head to my gate.
to see if Chia seeds grow up there.
I guess you had to come out of-- or regularly visit-- Francine's clown hole...
And under it, it reads, "Diarrhea equal Rhea Perlman." [ Stan, Laughing ] No!
[ Phone Beeps ] [ Klaus On Recording ] Hi. You've reach the Smiths.
Hayley, I secretly wish you were Benjamin Button...
and you were aging backwards and your life was almost over.
to make you say those incredibly hurtful things?
Warning. I'm gonna get a lot more sexually aggressive.
Just so you know, there's nowhere on earth you guys can go where I can't find you.
So you are pissed about the roast. You're damn right I am!
Everyone should avoid wearing loose-fitting shorts around me.
I guess you had to come out of-- or regularly visit-- Francine's clown hole...
So I'm gonna put him somewhere he can't hurt us.
Apparently, I'm a 13-year-old Latino kid.
You guys can get up now! It's definitely over!
Roger is truly one of the most interesting people I know.
I'm going for a run, and I have to leave here right now, immediately.
Instead, I went home and watched The Wire.
Stan, hurry! We're almost on the ground!
It's 67 degrees outside, and I hate you.
That's been my real goal all along.
♪ Is enough enough? ♪
Stan, you have the undeserved ego of Jeremy Piven,
and the unbearable hypocrisy of Rush Limbaugh.
Roger, you're the most disgusting,
And I'm also three days' sober.
He's also a pathetic drug addict.
But seriously, I want to do what the greats do when they get celebrated.
I don't tell "Yo mama's so dumb" jokes.
- The best roasts are brutal and hilarious. - Oh, I think it'll be fun.
You have the sex appeal of the cancer ward in a pediatric hospital.
Warning. I'm gonna get a lot more sexually aggressive.
Apparently, I'm a 13-year-old Latino kid.
Well, the person you described in graphic detail and in decent joke form...
Steady. Well done.
which should address the monetary problems Hayley pointed out.
Stan, thank you for that very loud wake-up call.
It's-- It's so therapeutic to laugh.
Euphoria, the fake drug from 90210.
because Roger got drunk and raped them.