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00:21:54
Seth MacFarlane
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Do I smell kreplach?
Well, the United States was the laughingstock of the world until Obama came along.
I need two breakfast burritos and a side of refried beans.
Oh, dear. That brisket was too greasy.
Dr. Montezuma is developing a fast-acting laxative for our operation.
I need two breakfast burrito and a side of refried beans.
We adopted our daughter from an orphanage in Somalia.
Hey, you guys are trucker. Want to hear a horribly racist joke?
"Oh, my. I'm defecating in the swimming receptacle."
Two B.B.'s and a side of fart paste comin' up.
Sweetheart, nobody knows.
♪ And he's shining a salute to the American race ♪
is just a hole in a men's room stall.
is giving an expert Bajowski to our baggage handler?
I'm probably gonna get some kind of gross rash.
Close enough shave for you so far?
Two priests are hitting on an altar boy--
for building a professional-grade runway in my living room.
"Oh, my. I'm defecating in the swimming receptacle."
and thus, no one ever recount any swimming pool-related stories.
And show some respect. Your grandmother drown in that bathing suit.
You ever notice when a black man poop in the pool, he's like, "Yo, check it."
I just thought if you fudge in the pool, maybe people would stop laughing at me.
and I swear it had a photo of you.
Bullock just appoint me the head of the new Tactical Urban Response Division.
Dad, I'm sweat like a pig in this thing.
If you refuse to care what people think,
And the third one? The "suffer-ring."
Oh. Aren't you cute? Uh, but I don't eat before I swim.
We adopt our daughter from an orphanage in Somalia.
Careful now. Ninety-six percent of all party fouls involve food or drink.
And they've invite us to a pool party.
Wait. Where's your ticket? I've realize I can't outrun this thing.
Francine. Francine, wake up.
Ah. I threw away the clipping.
but I bet he keeps his butt clenched like he's white.
One's true value is determined solely through the eyes of others.
We have to move somewhere they don't have the Internet.
Excuse me, friend. Where are you from exactly?
Well, I guess sometimes a hole in a men's room stall...
and thus, no one ever recounts any swimming pool-related stories.
I was actually at ground zero.
Well, the United States was the laughingstock of the world until Obama came along.
"Are we good enough to be seen in public?" Smith family fashion shows?
Great cannonball though.
So far so good. [ Roger ] Hello, y'all.
Dr. Montezuma is developing a fast-acting laxative for our operation.
We can be together again! I've got a plan.
and thus, no one ever recounts any swimming pool-related stories.
That Obama sure has changed things. What do you mean?
But it'll come to me. It always does.
Have you been in there all night? Yes. And I'm never coming out.
We can be together again! I've got a plan.
Oh, dear. That brisket was too greasy.
Repeat. Put on the laxative glove and shake Obama's hand.
I mean, the United States has done some pretty shameful things.
cheap and plentiful methamphetamines.
That was one stubborn foreskin.
Lima has a booming industry of blind male prostitutes,
That's disgusting. People have to swim in that water.
It was so embarrassing. The whole town's laughing at me. And of all days,
convince Obama to swim the inaugural lap,
Mr. President, we are so thrilled that you're here.
First step, one of us is going to make friends with his two adorable daughters.
Stan, that's not a good joke 'cause it's not racist. Okay, here's one.
So inspiring.
[ Hooting ] Buckle! Get rid of that owl! My migraines!
It's not fancy, mind you. You know, we don't have any swimming pools,
and then get him to drop a presidential deuce.
Careful now. Ninety-six percent of all party fouls involve food or drink.
Barack and I are so pleased the girls and Winfrey have hit it off.
Hayley, it's not okay to use that term.