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00:21:54
Seth MacFarlane
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The drunker he gets, the better I look.
[ Footsteps Running Up Stairs ]
Another fey, pansexual, alcoholic nonhuman!
Is this so we don't get boner in the common area?
I've got a special salve that'll make your legs grow back.
And behold. I said lunch was lasagna,
[ Low, Growly Voice ] In a world where vomit comes out of my mouth--
to make me a "melted cheese and work-I-was-supposed-to-do" sandwich on briefcase bread.
♪ Ooh, baby love ♪ ♪
Ooh, this must be how baby kangaroo feel...
Look! I'm a firefly!
♪ And he's shining a salute to the American race ♪
That's where I've been pooing-- in the peacock hutch.
And congratulations to the badminton squad,
Machado was a cold bastard, but he was good to his men.
Should've grabbed my fanny pack instead of that jerk.
I made a swear.
This isn't my feather boa.
I don't owe you squat!
Roger, take me to a hospital! I'm bleed to death!
I saw you hold his nose until he spit out that Band-Aid he found on the sidewalk.
you will rue the day you crawl out of your mother's-- [ Bleeps ]
Oh, Stan insist on bringing him.
to make me a "melt cheese and work-I-was-supposed-to-do" sandwich on briefcase bread.
Ever since then, Dad's owe Roger a life debt,
Great. I tore my favorite suit saving your drunk ass.
Should've grab my fanny pack instead of that jerk.
Just admit you miss him.
returning Somalian babies you've adopt.
No! I'm suppose to save him!
Klaus, the life debt may be why Stan invite me to stay here at first,
Guards threw grenades into the room--
Look, I decide what's worth announcing,
I've been replace!
And once you drew blood for him, you were set.
Zachary, you've lost your announcing privileges.
I did it perfectly. [ Horn Honking ]
Stan, you're renting the attic to someone who's exactly like Roger.
♪ And, girl, I'm so alone ♪
Sometimes I think I should've just stayed in Peru moving coke.
Oh. Fanny pack? Finally.
Should've grabbed my fanny pack instead of that jerk.
I'm super drunk and about to get raped.
You know, that could actually work.
As soon as Stan sees my face,
Stan doesn't. As far as he's concerned,
They're doing everything we used to do together.
Years ago, Roger was a prisoner in Area 51.
Ever since then, Dad's owed Roger a life debt,
Maybe you just need to remind Stan why you guys were once friends.
It's always been the life debt,
♪ You never call ♪
And you owe me a life debt again.
You were too big to punch.
returning Somalian babies you've adopted.
But I feel so snug, Stan.
Another fey, pansexual, alcoholic nonhuman!
I tell you it's a cruel, cruel world out here.
Oh, please. You'd be so bored without me.
We just have to figure out how to get rid of Andy Dick.
Enjoy that, fancy birds.
I'm super drunk and about to get raped.
Just be careful doing the announcements, okay?
He got loose, and Dad was the one who found him.
and stupid crap like that ain't it.
It's all right. I'm okay.
Stan's too proud to admit he misses you, but I know he does.
Ech! You are a broken record.
♪ I've been all alone ♪
Then Stan would have a perfect excuse to take you back.
Great. I tore my favorite suit saving your drunk ass.
It's too late. I've been replaced.