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Seth MacFarlane
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If it makes you feel any better, I'm pretty sure she has the herp!
You know how desk lamps have those little nub at the top?
Are you digging for my heart in there, tadpole?
Of course I can. Yesterday I just had to get the kink worked out.
every year we pool our leftover babysitting and allowance money...
I poured a whole amber lager down my mighty throat...
Now that you've spent all your bar mitzvah money trying to get her,
Got sand all up in my Jenny dress, not to mention my gopher hole.
Where did you get that broom?
No, no. I can't just switch persona like that.
You know, put together a teenage girl disguise.
Now, martini me, sweetheart.
♪ And he's shining a salute to the American race ♪
for our sixth annual best friends excursion,
but wait until you see what's in the elephant's sack!
and, brother, they set up shop in the depths of your soul.
I'm making belt buckle now, if you want to buy one.
The C.I.A. has a great shrink ray.
I had two party balls implant in my chest--
and trust me, Snot's been relieving a lot of stress into this thing.
I'm sorry our horse-for-two costume freak him out, Mrs. S.
I barely blink, and things had all changed, like on Bewitched.
I need this now more than ever for its intend purpose!
I'm sorry Hayley reject you, but look at it this way--
Yes, I trick you with a stress ball,
Snot won't take me back after you reveal Jenny was faking it with him.
I mean, we-- we usually hang out at my place.
Hey, what are we suppose to do?
You should see it when I wash it on Tuesdays.
And I've realize that that someone is you.
I pour a whole amber lager down my mighty throat...
Oh, I mention it.
He's cute and he's funny, and he treat me nice.
This is how we lose men! Good men!
I mean, sure, there's been an establish hierarchy, but--
We went to Taco King, and then we rode the Ferris wheel,
And remember, boys, there will be girls aplenty at Wild West Land.
I barely blinked, and things had all changed, like on Bewitched.
So, basically, we all eat seven spiders a year in our sleep.
I wish I could stay forever.
'cause a bunch of cats wouldn't leave us alone.
I'm married-- sometimes happily.
I finally did it, man!
Extra rotten, if you ask me. I know.
I almost didn't make it to school.
[ Sighs ] I have to say, it was super relaxing...
Hey, actually, maybe you could help.
It's sort of weird, huh, hanging out at your house, Snot?
I should've known you'd take it too far.
and use it to take a trip together as best pals,
I mean, we-- we usually hang out at my place.
Know what else sounds fun?
I'm sorry I ever asked you for this favor.
You sure can. I can.
Like in the sideways mouth of a bearded man.
She's jealous. You're so classy.
Well, that-- That's ridiculous.
and it was a rotten thing to do.
As if fidgeting with some dumb ball...
Look, I know you're upset, but you had to know the truth.
I was closer to God than I've ever been, and I was flush with cash.
Expired. Expired. Expired.
So, you know, once you've been intimate with a lady,
I also got a line of retro ones.
being an innocent young girl for a change.
such a sophisticated hierarchy at this young age.
So elegant. Cheers, darling.
It's sort of weird, huh, hanging out at your house, Snot?
My doctor gave me a promotional stress ball.
Snot, it's okay.
Stan, I really don't want to talk about the fifth grade anymore.
Hi, dear. Martini? Perfect.