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Seth MacFarlane
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I like to clean my crack with your undershirts, so I need a crapper that can suck 'em down.
I like to clean my crack with your undershirt, so I need a crapper that can suck 'em down.
I'm using my pinkie, Mom.
Does anyone have a lozenge? Bert's throat gets so dry these days.
It's sticking out of the water like a shipwreck!
We're unanimous. You're the only douche bag who thinks he's guilty.
Yes, I do, Francine. I need to be in a media blackout so I don't compromise the trial.
To the day. Did you get the self-addressed stamped envelope I sent for my jury summons?
Hey, I happen to know at least 20 of your persona have Social Security numbers.
But first, I gotta change my disguise.
But I always keep a handcuff key up my bum.
He's soft, Stan. You need a thug. You need Ron Artest.
Fine. Let that nerd set your lineup. Watch you lose.
He is a menace, and he must pay for his crimes.
♪ And he's shining a salute to the American race ♪
Have you selected a foreman?
I'll even take a mother-killer without Edward James Olmos cheek.
Can I make any trades? No. Just set the lineup.
Excuse me, driver. Could I be shackle to someone with a softer offense?
It's an overturn refrigerator filled with kitty litter!
Mr. Sugar is accuse of manufacturing and distributing...
Although if you inherit that pizza face from her, I get it.
Justice prevail, as per "yooj."
No, I won't. People forgive you if you're likable,
Oh, damn! That fool got knock the hell out!
that Martin Sugar deserve to be behind bars.
A bus bound for the Virginia Correctional Facility has crashed.
Had those twist on pretty tight.
Recently, Bert survive a lengthy battle with throat cancer,
But when I'm not smoking pot, I suffer from H.L.S.-- Hyperactive Libido Syndrome.
I will, if you admit this is you.
[ Grunting ] Why are you destroy my birthday bear?
Oh, shut up, Hayley. That's not true.
You are sentence to 10 years in maximum security prison. [ Sobbing ]
This is the seventh bus you've crash, Kevin.
I smoke a bone, then I drain a two-liter of Sunkist in like a second.
And I want to formally welcome Jeff to our home.
You're guilty of having incredibly kissable lips.
So, I am definitely not on trial here?
Unfortunately, there's a stern side to the welcome basket.
I guess eventually we all have to move on.
showing how truly despicable his crimes were.
even though I'm well into my 50s and nearly bald.
Now leave me alone, so I can study this footprint.
What if that had been a real baby? Sometimes it is.
Sorry, Roger. Justice has finally caught up with you.
Recently, Bert survived a lengthy battle with throat cancer,
Hey. It's me. I'm gonna be late.
you'll do it where everyone else in this family does it-- in Steve's bed.
and I'm the most charming S.O.B. anyone's ever met.
Hey, I happen to know at least 20 of your personas have Social Security numbers.
You don't always have to sequester yourself, you know.
Mr. Sugar made us work very hard.
Oh, big news. You'll never guess who the defendant was.
he subjected illegal workers to inhumane work conditions.
showing how truly despicable his crimes were.
my number four favorite fictitious dog of all time.
You have got to lock the freaking door, dude. I'm sorry.
Better not be him with some unconscious fool.
Face it, I'm Ferris Bueller and you're my jealous, big-nosed, sour-faced sister, Jeanie.
To the day. Did you get the self-addressed stamped envelope I sent for my jury summons?
Look, I'm jury foreman, and no one leaves here until we come to a unanimous decision.
Face it, I'm Ferris Bueller and you're my jealous, big-nosed, sour-faced sister, Jeanie.
I see you're admiring my special Austrian toilet.
Unfortunately, there's a stern side to the welcome basket.
Think you can handle that, dumb-ass?
and I'm the most charming S.O.B. anyone's ever met.
even though I'm well into my 50s and nearly bald.
Oh, they're plump and sweet like ripe cherries.
But here you are accepting a cash payment for the fake handbags.
Just take a nice, slow, extra careful drive.
You made us weak as a unit.