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00:21:54
Seth MacFarlane
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And remember your 4th of July barbecue?
I was looking at nudie mags in that field,
There's a 102 over on Eight with a couple of perp."
Been shedding scab all day.
I've got the itch to start working again.
Do all your ovens smell like fart?
When I flirt, it's cute. Borderline Smurfy.
No espionage around here.
[ Giggling, Chinese Accent ] They've mastered art of the noodle, but not art of disguise.
Now, we'll need a new receptionist, so I'm going through résumés.
Uh-oh! Someone's got bun of steel!
I'm gonna go downstairs and grab a hamburger.
[ Giggling, Chinese Accent ] They've mastered art of the noodle, but not art of disguise.
Normally, we'd give her a skin graft,
I have a face muffin in the toaster!
I can still throw goldfish cracker into your cleavage!
She probably won't go up today. Not with that much chop.
That bastard!
I muff-punched your Gram-Gram. She was just too senile to know it.
I invent spinny chair.
♪ Sounds like she's singing Ooh, ooh ♪ ♪
but I am too swamp to go off-campus today.
Hi, baby! You were threaten him so he'd talk to me?
You melt my wife's face!
Mind if I borrow your desk rock?
[ Sniffs ] You smell that? Something's on fire.
You hired my wife? So? I also bang your daughter.
Monroe has decide to breed mastiffs up in Canada.
[ People Jeering ] [ Man ] You suck, Jackson.
I said, "Well, I'm losing you.
What's the matter with you guys? You forget about Lorraine already?
- [ Shouts ] What happen to him? - Simmer, Sanders.
I don't know. I guess I didn't think it would mean as much coming from me.
I'm wear my Pocahontas boots.
Getting this tattoo laser off. [ Chuckles ]
But when I was drop you off the other morning, I ran into Bullock.
I've got your wedding ring! Technically, you're not married.
Maybe we can grab a cup of coffee sometime? I'd like that.
Apparently, you can get $1,200 per puppy, so that's pretty good.
Definitely send me your résumé.
Normally, we'd give her a skin graft,
Are-Are you sure? Absolutely. Flirt away.
This is truly the most beautiful birdhouse I've ever seen.
Instead of wasting my time flirting with people at work,
Especially with this little trick.
Whew! We almost had two cars in the shop.
I actually have a nickname around here.
but we're currently in a nationwide skin shortage.
You Dutch are all right though. Now I have a question.
Isn't this great, us working together?
It was at one of your office Christmas parties years ago.
This is truly the most beautiful birdhouse I've ever seen.
Well, can you at least go get me some more supplies?
It was always in your blood. Yeah.
I muff-punched your Gram-Gram. She was just too senile to know it.
I stayed up all night plotting an intricate scheme with Bullock's sandwich.
The-The treatments hurt more than putting the darn thing on.
Cleaned up my act. Got sober.
It's harmless fun, like eating grapes at the supermarket...
The Aquabot made it to the shallow end!
- You said get rid of her. - I meant get her fired!
That's why I wasn't surprised to read in the paper...
Like get drunk on margaritas?
Anything? They're tough to see.
and your drugs and your stupid Klaus tattoo!
[ Francine ] Good morning. Oh, my God! So gross!
Well, that is just fantastic.
[ Chinese Accent ] Uh, we are Dutch documentary crew.
Go ahead. Try it, soft shoulders.
You just concentrate on being the creative force God made you, and leave the rest to me.
Oh, poor baby.
I'm old news. Everyone's just interested in that wife of yours.