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00:21:54
Seth MacFarlane
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And get this fakakta ghoul off the car!
At the corner, take a fright!
Let's get Akiko home so we can head over to Vince Chung's bonfire in the woods.
Sit on me, like a suitcase.
What's scarier than real, live murderer?
The upstairs hallway spiraled into a black hole,
♪ And he's shining a salute to the American race ♪
You're a Transformer? A Transformer?
[ Loud Crash ] Oh, my God! Buckle!
Stan, if you want those gut to look real, I suggest using a Bolognese.
but if you don't loosen your kung fu grip, you're gonna lose her--
I guess I'm taking the pumpkin car, since my Mazda's blocked in.
What in the heck was that?
[ Sighs ] Next time, I'm gonna get a crush on Snot's sister.
You're supposed to be peeling grape for our bowl of eyeballs.
I bought Toshi a fun samurai outfit,
I bought Toshi a fun samurai outfit,
they're kissing each other, and I'm throwing peso at them.
The upstairs hallway spirale into a black hole,
You gotta get 'em rile up. Poke the bear a little.
[ Together ] Scariest haunt house on the block, witches!
[ Laughing ] Oh, I never envision my life like this.
I can't believe we're going to get butcher,
I scare him right out the window.
I couldn't help it. My panties overflow and filled my shoes.
You're supposed to be peel grapes for our bowl of eyeballs.
He has this terrifying Semitic woman that keeps scream, "Coasters!"
How dare you quote Ghostbusters to me?
They say if you swim to it with someone, you're friends forever.
Well, mine is gonna be way better, once I hang all these cobwebs.
You're suppose to be peeling grapes for our bowl of eyeballs.
And every year you get me so scared, I pee my pants.
Francine's throw in the towel.
- Slam! - You promise your sister.
What do I care if she spread what she's got?
They're just sitting here. Well, that's why I'm dress like Francine.
They say if you swim to it with someone, you're friends forever.
Well, I finally got into my jeans.
Terry Gaga. Looking forward to your haunted house tonight.
Two weeks later, Ghostbusters came out.
She can only move so fast in those polio braces.
Usually when I see men in cages,
This'll be your scariest haunted house ever.
Well, I sure hope you guys can make it tonight for all the fun.
Head for the woods! It's always safe there!
[ Laughing ] Oh, I never envisioned my life like this.
I had to go see Buckle's again.
Not too shabby, huh? [ Loud Boom ]
Roger? Down here.
The more the merrier. Whatevs. I love you, not even.
I scared him right out the window.
Francine, where have you been?
of the most ruthless serial killers on the Eastern Seaboard.
I'm sorry, Stan, but it's really scary over there.
They're menacing, but it's not really that scary.
A shark's not very intimidating behind glass,
He has this terrifying Semitic woman that keeps screaming, "Coasters!"
but he's too stubborn to put it on.
Ah, it's so crooked and awesome. Don't set it.
More like Lame Row. Those guys aren't scary at all.
Terry Gaga. Looking forward to your haunted house tonight.
A lot of folks out there are trying to scare people with fake ghouls and goblins.
Akiko! That was incredible!
Help! Serial killers are loose in here!
I'll skin you alive, you little whore!
Oh, I can't stay mad at you.
Don't come over here! It's very dangerous!
My mom sold my dragon costume to buy dental dams.
Who are they? Serial killers.
Like a rare insect, or an older man and a younger man hooking up.
He clearly doesn't know that you're the Fresh Prince of Bel-Scare.
I don't think you'll be going to Buckle's when you see actual serial killers.