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00:43:15
Teri Hatcher, Felicity Huffman, Marcia Cross
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If I hadn't gotten in a fistfight with your lover. This is the thanks I get? I have bent over backwards
Stink, stank, stunk.
The lackey' 50th anniversary party.
And please leave your plunder behind.
And orson expressed his feelings. Please!
Well, you think she can handle it? We glue macaroni to shoeboxes.
Last mother's day, you threw me a bagel
They're gonna do what they're gonna do. So we say nothing and just fluff their pillows?
Just a couple of teenagers alone with their genitals?
Young, pretty, able to crouch for hours behind a bush,
So we catch her son on top of our niece,
And put a broom through his spokes.
It's sort of the coward's way out.
With letting a stripper live with us?
What? Liar! You said you've seen seals playing horns
We've got brunch with my family.
But like angie said, nature's gonna take its course.
Because you hate it when someone points out your flaw. (gasps)
Well, I dabble in college.
From a woman who burp during her death scene.
My old role model was candi, down at the club,
(mary alice) orson hodge was smiling again,
A lot of the ugly stuff I defer to you.
Things grind to a halt. Because I got news for you--
Jeez, you scare the crap out of me.
Well, being bore to death wasn't how I was planning to go,
If he knock ana up,
But lately, an odd tranquility had settle over orson,
Tom lean over and says, "sorry. Uh, no big deal.
(whispering) admit it. You just have a problem with her
If I hadn't gotten in a fistfight with your lover. This is the thanks I get? I have bent over backwards
It's never too late to change your life, so I quit double d's. (chuckles) you did?
So what am I suppose to do?
Don't you realize you're taking advantage
Last mother's day, you threw me a bagel
Yeah, I bet you do. Well, don't you?
Fluvia perchance is angry.
Well, I will, uh, try to do candi proud.
Your performance was aggressively bad.
And his wife had the feeling something was terribly wrong.
You did? Well, why didn't you come backstage and say hello?
Of a man who is emotionally distraught?
If I hadn't gotten in a fistfight with your lover. This is the thanks I get? I have bent over backwards
Sadly, she was right.
Literally and figuratively.
My wife stays with me solely out of obligation.
Ultimately, it doesn't matter.
Well, regardless, you're going.
This is obviously the depression talking.
Apparently there was a boob job and a bad relationship
I, unfortunately, don't have
Of someone with absolutely no self-awareness.
Previously on...
That's exactly what you're supposed to do.
A lot of us feel unloved after something like this happens.
A speech about the joys of wedded bliss?
Of a man who is emotionally distraught?
M.j. Is so smitten with her.
They found my cleopatra "incandescent."
Of our more affluent parent donors?
♪ for sentimental reasons ♪
Bree hodge had grown accustomed
If the scarce-bearded caesar
Dr. Graham's been so supportive of us.
Who do you think's gonna end up raising the kid? (sighs) god, that would be awful.
I'm feeling a little upset right now.
She had grown used to his unexpected rage...
His sudden anguish...
And to rent a decent-size apartment... (check rips)
With my bare hands... Because they're not gonna listen to reason.
It was so loud, I made them shut the door.
But at least we were drunk for that. Mm. (chuckles)