Name: The Pineapple Incident
Released: 2017-08-19
Cast: Josh Radnor, Jason Segel, Cobie Smulders

1) neurosis ( невроз )

and it's gonna keep on happening until you power down that bucket of neuroses inibriation style.
2) billionaire ( миллиардер )

I'll say. She's going out with a billionaire.
3) bosom ( лоно )

She's short, but has an ample bosom. I love it. She's, like, half boob.
4) vomit ( рвота )

I am vomit-free since '93.
5) pineapple ( ананас )

- And a pineapple. - I know.
6) mortal ( смертный )

This brain, dear mortal, is no ordinary brain.
7) gut ( нутром )

I wish I had your gut.
8) streak ( стрике )

Oh, my streak is over.
9) sweater ( свитер )

- Hey, Robin, top of the morning. - Hi, Robin. Good sweater.
10) snack ( закуска )

- Let's go get a snack. - I love to snack.
11) suede ( замша )

Real suede wouldn't have gone up so fast.
12) idiot ( идиот )

Look at that idiot go.
13) gentleman ( джентльмен )

You are a gentlemen and a scholar.
14) mentor ( наставник )

Ted, as your mentor and spiritual guide, I forbid you from calling her.
15) garlic ( чеснок )

Is there even a single item on the menu that has garlic in it?
16) vampire ( вампир )

But is there any chance that Carl is a vampire?
17) scholar ( ученый )

You are a gentlemen and a scholar.
18) dude ( чувак )

Dude, call it.

1) puke ( тошнит )

If he puke, one of you guys cleans it up.
2) invent ( придумывать )

Was it invent by a woman named Carrie Okey?
3) attract ( привлечь )

We can't just be friends. We're attract to each other, and we both know it.
4) disagree ( не согласен )

Yeah, and I disagree with Barney.
5) screw ( винт )

Your brain screw you up, Ted. It gets in the way.
6) burn ( сжечь )

I better not have gotten burn.
7) appreciate ( ценю )

At least someone appreciate the fact that I am doing and not thinking.
8) wake ( просыпаюсь )

Go wake her up.
9) throw ( бросить )

I think my soul just threw up a little bit.
10) rob ( роб )

You got rob. This is a blend.
11) teach ( учить )

I'm teach you how to do, do, do.
12) kid ( ребенок )

Look, who are we kid?
13) lose ( потерять )

"Hi. I'm Ted. If lost, please call..."
14) explain ( объяснить )

Well, that explain the ankle.
15) forget ( забыть )

How quickly you all forget.
16) refer ( обратитесь )

Uncle Marshall still refer to it as "The Pineapple Incident."
17) happen ( произошло )

So I think a lot. I happen to have a very powerful brain. It can't be helped.
18) dress ( платье )

I should go get dress.

1) hauntingly ( навязчиво )

Isn't that hauntingly beautiful?
2) sometime ( иногда )

Hey, can I call you sometime?
3) exactly ( точно )

Exactly. It's like, what's he gonna do next? I don't know, but I want to find out.
4) sometimes ( иногда )

That's just how life works sometimes.
5) late ( поздно )

Well, I'm gonna be late.
6) kind ( вид )

These look kind of like blood.
7) soon ( скоро )

Yeah, the sun's gonna come up soon.
8) enough ( достаточно )

Okay, fair enough. I've got to prove a point to a friend, so,
9) half ( половина )

She's short, but has an ample bosom. I love it. She's, like, half boob.
10) far ( далеко )

Those five shots got you further with Robin than your brain ever did.
11) fast ( быстрый )

Real suede wouldn't have gone up so fast.
12) together ( вместе )

Look, it would not be smart if we got together.
13) else ( еще )

Was there anyone else in there with me?
14) ever ( всегда )

Says ever girl you've ever slept with.
15) sure ( уверен )

I could sure stand to do something stupid.
16) always ( всегда )

He always wears black.
17) never ( никогда )

We never see him in the daylight, only after dark.
18) again ( снова )

Hello again, Ted.

1) supe ( супе )

This is a supe brain.
2) moronic ( дебильный )

Guys, you are being immature and moronic, and drink, drink...
3) embarrassed ( неловко )

And now, I'm really, really embarrassed.
4) sober ( трезвый )

You do things you'd never do if you were sober.
5) unanswered ( без ответа )

So there were some unanswered questions.
6) delicious ( вкусные )

but it was delicious.
7) intense ( интенсивный )

God, this is intense. I love it.
8) curious ( любопытно )

And a pineapple. Am I the only one who's curious about the pineapple?
9) impressive ( впечатляет )

Dude, that's impressive.
10) surprised ( удивлен )

I'm just surprised you didn't dump him sooner.
11) drunk ( пьяный )

No, no, it's a great idea. That's the whole point of getting drunk.
12) weird ( странно )

Those calls were really weird.
13) odd ( странно )

That's sweet... and odd.
14) stupid ( глупо )

Uh, Lily, will you tell these guys how stupid they're being?
15) okay ( ладно )

You okay?
16) alive ( жив )

That girl in there is alive, right?
17) stable ( стабильный )

Go into my stable and take my finest stallion.
18) spiritual ( духовное )

Ted, as your mentor and spiritual guide, I forbid you from calling her.

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