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Josh Radnor, Jason Segel, Cobie Smulders
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As in "check out the chick buying the knockup test, everybody.
Barney, we need you out front. There's a logjam on the stuffing line.
Hi. I'm the afore mentioned Ted.
I called dib on the portabello mushrooms.
Cranberry juice, potato vodka, and a bouillon cube.
toothbrush, pajamas, underpants?
I never joke about the sublime art of burlesque entertainment.
Ooh, truffle oil. Score!
Public urination. Who gets arrested for public urination?
"Six cups of mayonnaise"? That can't be right.
You pronounce the word "out," "oat."
Lily, the restroom's the other way.
Did you check your suitcase?
Hello? NFL? Can I be quarterback this Sunday?
Cranberry juice, potato vodka, and a bouillon cube.
Cranberry juice, potato vodka, and a bouillon cube.
so I nailed him in the shin with my skate and I totally dunked it!
Amanda is stealing portabello mushroom from homeless people.
I embarrass myself in front of your family,
And I'm starving.
Yeah, you were sittin' pretty till I whack you with that mallet.
A fun and delicious new novelty drink I invent.
and now I've gotta spend it spear trash on a freakin' median strip.
Amanda is steal portabello mushrooms from homeless people.
and your country is deeply divide on almost every important issue.
Public urination. Who gets arrest for public urination?
I'm Canadian, remember? We celebrate Thanksgiving in October.
Dad totally nail Marcus in the face with a snowball,
I was unfairly punished because the wall belong to the judge's church.
Yeah, no, shut up.
You pee on a church?
Well, that's funny, because your brother throw like a girl.
People donate this food thinking it was going to feed the hungry.
Hi. I'm the afore mention Ted.
Well, we haven't actually decide anything yet, so we're...
Guys, okay, look. I don't advertise it, but I volunteer here.
I used to be, but, um, I just wasn't enough woman for Ted emotionally
And, yes, there is a part of me that would like to move here someday,
The Lusty Leopard has a surprisingly good Thanksgiving buffet.
And kicking ass at it, BTW.
I'm the Angelina Jolie of incredibly hot guys.
or sexually.
Yeah. well, well, not literally, 'cause, you know, I'm keeping my name.
Apparently you can.
imagine how she felt about possibly having a 15-pound Eriksen growing inside of her.
Look, I don't want to be exactly like my family.
At that point, she was five days late.
and your country is deeply divided on almost every important issue.
You don't actually volunteer here.
Yeah, but... but I kind of miss you.
How's that little project coming along anyway?
But Lily knew "way down the road" might not be so far down the road.
and they share a meal together.
No one else has a time sheet.
A time when the unforgiving city becomes a little kinder.
and now I'm celebrating Thanksgiving in probably the most depressing place ever.
No, Barney, that's insane.
No, I'm stuffed. Just a lap dance will be fine.
is trying to suck me into their suburban nightmare,
A fun and delicious new novelty drink I invented.
Hey, gorgeous.
He's a little excited.
which I did not see because I was drunk.
Oh, right, I forgot. You guys are weird.
It's the rough parts that make you thankfull that you have people to share it with.
and now I've gotta spend it spearing trash on a freakin' median strip.
Wow, I forgot how tall you guys are.
I never joke about the sublime art of burlesque entertainment.
for thinking of your fellow man.
It's the most dangerous and awesome sport in the world.
Fantastic.
They're very expensive.