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Josh Radnor, Jason Segel, Cobie Smulders
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Dude, your narrow-minded views on professional fornicator were harshing my mellow.
No, lose your virginity. What up.
and your slump is over.
Pouring Dom Perignon down a bathtub drain.
I guess, a guy in a superhero costume climbing the Empire State Building.
What does a paralegal do exactly?
Oh, my God, I used her lipstick! Ah!
Starting a bunch of office rumor?
Aha, so then the oldest profession would be fishermen.
In keeping with tonight's award show motif,
Trust that impulse, Ted.
The stupid school board took away nap time in all kindergarten classes
Okay, to bring to the banquet and hang out with ironically or to actually have sex with?
Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the 45th annual Local Area Media Awards.
Well, it's just an internship, for the record.
Oh, so now she's a whore?
and the triumph of the human spirit.
Hey, you know that scene in Empire where they lower the helmet onto Darth Vader's head?
We just chitchat and I borrowed her lipstick.
Much oblige.
You just insult someone I hate by referencing something I love.
My story on Pickles, the Singing Dog, just got nominate for a Local Area Media Award.
She slap me and stormed off.
Dude, your narrow-minded views on professional fornicators were harsh my mellow.
We just chitchatted and I borrow her lipstick.
Tonight we celebrate the very best in broadcasting
You don't return my calls, we never hang out
Mary is a friend of Barney's. Barney invite her.
You lie and said you were broken up with Victoria before you actually were
Oh, yeah. I bet even Cro-Magnons used to give cave hookers,
Well, I teach kindergarten and the school board took away my nap time, the kids' nap time.
Yes, it's encourage.
so you could try to nail Robin and you wound up losing both girls in one night?
Hey. Something kind of cool just happen.
I guess, a guy in a superhero costume climbing the Empire State Building.
But then after that, I finish my coffee and I go to my real job as an architect
A-- it will make Robin insanely jealous...
Look at you, Scherbotsky, blatantly trying to make Ted jealous.
Okay, to bring to the banquet and hang out with ironically or to actually have sex with?
And who knows? Maybe we'll wind up getting married someday.
reading them aloud to viewers.
unlike you and, sadly, my fiance.
That's all, Vampire Lou. Nicely done.
during which he literally flipped through today's papers,
You want to judge a fellow human being based solely on one external characteristic?
Besides, I'm trying to make Robin jealous.
- Look, I shouldn't go. - You should definitely go.
So you're going to be mad at me forever? What, we're not even friends now?
You know, I wouldn't normally say this on a first date, but...
Exactly. Thank you, Mary.
Yeah. I mean, this one guy just wouldn't leave me alone.
Okay, three things. First of all, Robin's category's almost up.
You lied and said you were broken up with Victoria before you actually were
Hey. Something kind of cool just happened.
Oh, gross. What, you have some puritanical hang-up about prostitution?
By the way, you know what's supe fun?
These idiotic filler pieces were a guilty pleasure of ours.
Look at you, Scherbotsky, blatantly trying to make Ted jealous.
That's adorable. Ted, you're such a hayseed.
I'm just exhausted from work.
I'm sort of amazed at how much I like you, but I can't do this.
Oh, how rude of me.
Lily, I know you're asleep, but I have to tell someone this,
Is he having a nervous breakdown?
Do you think, um... hypothetically... it would be weird if I bring a date?
Why, is that so odd?
Even better, triple threat-- hotter and bigger boobs.
Must be tough.
The stupid school board took away nap time in all kindergarten classes
- You okay? - Oh, yeah, sorry.
Oh, gross. What, you have some puritanical hang-up about prostitution?
So you're going to be mad at me forever? What, we're not even friends now?